Sunday, April 23, 2017

Canadian Singer Does Her Best To Interpret Peppy Latin Song Written By Lebanese Girl

Bad Guys Not So Bad After All

For over a week now Britbongreturns has been making a big stink accusing TheBadGuys for disabling his channel for over a month.  I'd like to make two points about that:

1) There's not a shred of proof that TheBadGuys or any other SL youtuber was involved in taking down Britbong's channel, not even a hint.

2) Britbong actually knows who actually took down his channel because they used to be friends and he's spent a month doxing him at every possible opportunity.

This really is getting ridiculous.  I'm sure it's very frustrating to deal with the issues Britbong has had with his channel, but accusing people who weren't even remotely involved probably illustrates the kind of character flaws that got it taken down in the first place.

Ok This Is Pretty Funny But...

Bill Clinton's tweet to Trump made news all over the world and it is pretty damn funny, but, uh, why does he have a giant praying mantis statue fountain?

Player Unknown In Steam Top Ten Twice

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Linden Lab Releases First Video Of Project Sansar

Ahern.. We Always Come Back (Part 2) { Director's Cut }

Harrison Lies About Performing

Friday afternoon Harrison said he had a gig and wouldn't be on Secondlife Friday Night

He was on Secondlife Friday Night

Saturday Afternoon Harrison said he had a gig and would go camping after and wouldn't be on Secondlife

He was on Secondlife Saturday Night

Tristina Update

I was leaving for CA this week to get MediCal to cover my #transgender reassignment. I can no longer go because my car & belongings were destroyed w/rat piss by a neighbor. I won't be able to get into CA. #VA needs to reform Medicaid #hungerstrike #transgenderRIGHTS #ERA

By the way, my car has been packed for 2 years, because my current residence is furnished. As soon as I announced that I was moving the neighbors put the rat &/or rat piss in my car. They did the same thing when I went to CO last spring to hire a lawyer.

At one point there was a snake in my car; it also appeared right after I left town.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Governance Miss-fires

Recently, Linden Lab banned Lucky Lamede for ageplay and Jillz Darkrose for Orbiting.

Now, Lucky is an annoying little bastard, but "ageplay"??  come on. He's simply the victim of mass reporting and poor governance on the part of Linden Lab

Similarly with Jillz.  Everyone at Help Island orbits people.  Jillz probably did it the least, yet Jillz got banned.  Why?  Because of mass reporting.

There are so many more examples of this, Lunaire Farspire, Owen Aldren, on and on.  I simply cannot respect the decisions the governance team comes to.

Second Life Trolling: The Fishman Home Invasions

Games Banned From Twitch For Sexual Content

Artificial Girl 1, 2, & 3
Artificial Academy 1 & 2
Battle Rape
Cobra Club
Criminal Girls
Dramatical Murder
Genital Jousting
Grezzo 1 & 2
Harem Party
HunieCam Studio
Kamidori Alchemy Meister
Porno Studio Tycoon
Purin to Ohuro
Purino Party
Radiator 2
Rinse and Repeat
Sakura Angels
Sakura Beach 1 & 2
Sakura Dungeon
Sakura Fantasy
Sakura Santa
Sakura Spirit
Sakura Swim Club
Second Life
Suck My Dick or Die!
The Guy Game
The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
What's under your blanket !?
Witch Trainer
Yandere Simulator

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

How Trolls Took Over Secondlife

In 2013 Vice Magazine published a surprisingly accurate summation of the situation

A decade after its launch, the online virtual world of Second Life (SL) has devolved into a realm where digital avatars engage in furry orgies, fraternize in cities where rape is allowed, and dodge flying penises.
For the most part, the world has forgotten about Second Life. While it’s unlikely that SL avatars will once again grace the cover of business magazines, the eccentric community is experiencing a renewed interest thanks to all-around genius trolls such as YouTube user Charlie Winsmore.
Pretty much everyone who made a Secondlife video afterwards were influenced by the little brown guy and secondlife became known as a place to go and make fun of people rather than pretty much anything else.

Monday, April 17, 2017

The Prophet

Ratcloner was the voice in the wilderness.  He was the prophet.  "SHE is the new one..."

She would know our ways as if she were one of us.  Her name would become a killing word...

Alchemy had become the hand of God, fulfilling the Fremen prophecy. Where there was war, Alchemy would now bring peace. Where there was hatred, Alchemy would bring love. To lead the people to true freedom, and to change the face of Secondlife.

And how can this be? 

For she is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Obscure New Jersey Law Concerning Bestiality

Sex with anyone with an IQ below 60 is actually considered bestiality as they are legally pets.  A warrant has been issued for queenbishes arrest.

Completely Useless Secondlife Invention

Saturday, April 15, 2017

A Little Culture For You Savages

What Did Jesus Do On Saturday?

Jesus died on Friday (for our sins) and returned from the dead on Sunday (Easter), but what did he do on Saturday?

I'll tell you what Jesus did on Saturday, He Kicked Ass on Saturday.  That's what he did.

According to christian tradition, before the death of Christ, all dead people went to hell.  There were parts of hell that weren't so bad where good people were held, but everybody went to hell when they died as a punishment for Adam and Eve's disobedience.

God provided a loop-hole though.  By sacrificing his own Son then Adam and Eve's sin was atoned and dead people didn't have to go to hell anymore, so on Saturday, after his death, Jesus went down into hell, kicked the devil's ass, and liberated all the good people in Hell.

Jesus then lead all the people freed from Hell up to Heaven where he visited with his Dad for a while before returning to earth on Sunday.

Not All Canadians Are Bad

I've been asked to make a post to say that not all Canadians are bad, so here it is.  Not all Canadians are bad

just most of them

especially on Secondlife

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Jedi Were The Problem All Along

Oilbase Admits He Uses His Wife's Account To Have Sex With Men

For a while now, it's been common knowledge at Arapaima that Oilbase uses his wife's secondlife account and photos of his wife to lure stupid men into cyber sex with him.  I never thought he'd admit it like he did recently in his main profile:

For those that say I play as my wife's account. . . what are you afraid of?!  natasharotica and I have been married since you were in diapers so what we do in this life is not your business.  No one is impressed by your "knowledge".  You are afraid of us and our success, or are jealous. Its either one.  And if you think you can scare her or I with your "clan" of fake friends well get over yourself.  Too my friends: lets party!

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Beware The Bambino Crime Family

[22:40] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): :c

[22:41] Sun Wukong (007bjamesb): i need to go to bed. but i was hacked by frankie today. he tryed [sic] to steel [sic] 2000 us dollars. LL put my account on hold . i just got it back a while ago.

[22:41] Sun Wukong (007bjamesb): my SL sucks

[22:42] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): :C
[22:42] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): WHY
[22:42] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): Why the hell

Announce From Jon Gully

 jon gully is sorry to smoot on the blog

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

What Happens When You File Multiple Abuse Reports From The Same Location?

In the case of Help Island Public, Social Island (all of them) Violet, and Ahern, the end result is Linden Lab comes in and shuts off voice which kills the place.  The people you filed the abuse reports on make new accounts and are back in moments.

My best advise is: learn to solve your own problems and don't rely on Linden Labs

Worst offenders: 007BJamesB, Treclepie2, Leslie Monroe, Talatha Larnia (now banned herself)  Acidophilus, Ellen Frog, Kerwood Shippe, tendou shiu

Monday, April 10, 2017

Easter Ham

Second Life: 4 The Fans (Trolling)

This Could Have Been Prevented -- RIP Britbongreturns

If Britbong had simply swallowed his pride and paid K11D33r for the arkwork he requested, this wouldn't have happened.

Considering that Killdeer was only charging around $200 for the artwork. this was a fantastically bad business decision on Britbong's part.

Knock Knock, It's Spulb. Ft. Derrick

Finally Some Good News

Linden Lab announced on friday that regions now have increased capacity.  Full regions which used to only hold 100 avatars now can hold 110 avatars!!  (but only if 5 of them are premium members, otherwise it can only hold 105)

Top Ten Reasons Why Acidophilus Should Be Banned

  1. In 7 years he's never contributed a single dollar to the Linden Economy
  2. He encourages macaroni's music
  3. He has over 200 alts (you're only allowed seven)
  4. Impersonation: most of his 200 alts impersonate other users.  Ask about  his 12 MikeC Althouse alts or his 4 Waterfallz alts
  5. He's Canadian
  6. He's cheating on Jillz
  7. He needs to get banned so he'll spend less time on Secondlife
  8. He uses his 200 alts to file fraudulent Abuse Reports
  9. Did I mention he's Canadian?
  10. Acidophilus is solely and directly responsible for having voice shut off at Help Island Public
Verified Acidophilus alts:
Bifi (bifidophilus)
Lexi (alexisricelli)
Linda (lactobaccilus)
Ursüla Uranus (bumwad)
and 190 more
I don't hold Linden Lab or Tommy Linden at fault in any way for what happened at Help Island Public.

The fault lies entirely with the people who couldn't simply Mute Ratcloner and be done with it and chose instead to file dozens of Abuse reports, even using multiple accounts to make the problem seem worse than it was.  Tommy and Linden Lab are basically doing their best to figure out a way to deal with the train-wreck that Help Island became and I don't really know if I could do any better.

Sunday, April 9, 2017

How Acidophilus Got Linden Lab To Shut Off Voice At Help Island

The day started, as it often does, with ratcloner "testing" his GPU crashers at Help Island Public.

Some of the local residents decided they'd had enough!  It was time to DO SOMETHING about Ratcloner!  And, they began each filling in an abuse report on Ratcloner.

This wasn't enough for Acidophilus, though.  He wanted to do something extra to show how powerful he is in Secondlife so Acidophilus logged in several of his dozens of alts to file abuse reports on Ratcloner (and fill the sim so trolls can't get in)

Back at the Battery Street Headquarters of Linden Lab, the diligent governance team notices a remarkable increase in the number of abuse reports coming in from Help Island (an area already known as the source of most abuse reports filed in Secondlife.

Already cranky, and tired of dealing with the cry-babies at Help Island, Tommy Linden (head of the governance team) forgot to check the IP on the abuse reports to see if they were coming from different people, logged into Help Island on his name account rather than his Governance account so people would know he meant business.

Banning Ratcloner's account didn't work!  He was still stuck on voice and began rambling about Tizzers and Rodney Linden.  Frustrated that he didn't solve the problem in front of customers, Tommy decided to show everyone that he is the law here and shut off voice, leaving Help Island Public desolate and deserted ever since.

Moments later Ratcloner showed up at Arapaima on a new account, mumbling about his lady-love Tizzers dressed as Rodney Linden. Acidophilus was full of sound and fury signifying nothing.  His antics got voice shut off at Help Island Public for nothing.  He failed and now all the people who have been going to Help Island Public for years must suffer.

I don't really blame Tommy here.  He handled it much like I probably would have.  The people at help island should have just muted Ratcloner and gone on their merry way and none of this would have happened.

I don't hold Linden Lab or Tommy Linden at fault in any way here.  The fault lies entirely with the people who couldn't simply Mute Ratcloner and be done with it and chose instead to file dozens of Abuse reports, even using multiple accounts to make the problem seem worse than it was.  Tommy and Linden Lab are basically doing their best to figure out a way to deal with the train-wreck that Help Island became and I don't really know if I could do any better.

    What we know about Acidophilus:
  • In his 50's
  • Disabled
  • Unemployed for many years
  • Canadian
  • Has spent all day every day on Secondlife for the past seven years
  • Proudly admits to having over 200 alts
  • Has never bought lindens, choosing instead to dress his many alts in freebies.
  • Dresses several of his alts up as women to use Copybotted dance animations to Macaroni's music (even though most people have him muted)
  • Will forever be remembered as the one responsible for the loss of voice at Help Island Public

Friday, April 7, 2017

All The Small Things - Postmodern Jukebox ft. Puddles Pity Party

MonkeyCheese Pagliacci

RIP Help Island Public

Why filing hundreds (if not thousands) of abuse reports from a single sim is not a great idea.

Tommy Linden logged in today and turned voice off at Help Island Public

After what happened to Ahern and Violet, some people think they may be following Phooey around.
(that's a joke by the way, not a dig at Phooey)

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Skype Sex With Johnny Steel Considered Unsafe

Just to clarify: Johnny doesn't just have this stuff just laying around.  Some girls talked him into buying it and wearing it on tinychat.  He's gullible but not a pervert.  Still a funny photo though.

Secondlife Revenue Down 50%

Hamlet Au does the math in his article
For a while now Ive had the feeling that Project Sansar was a "hail mary" pass for Linden Lab.  Hamlet takes that theory and puts some numbers to it.

Monday, April 3, 2017

Much Needed Help

In Response To The Wall Street Journal

Youtube insists that their own Viewer Numbers should be considered "very unreliable".  Google doesn't fumble their words very often, so for them to say it there must be something to it.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

The Plan To Save Help Island

A deranged Canadian Tranny has made over 47 alts to keep Help Island full so he and Macaroni can play jazz music alone.

Friday, March 31, 2017

If Aubrey Dies

We'll know where to look...

[16:22] Jumpy McBunnyTon420 (jumpymcbunnyton): I WANT TO KILL AUBREY
[16:23] Jumpy McBunnyTon420 (jumpymcbunnyton): I'lll do it for nothing

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Disgraced Crimefighter 007bJAMESb Single Again

Disgraced Former Crime-fighter 007bJAMESb recently had to break up with his girlfriend Valentia because he suspects she was a spy for Peteco

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

MsAlchemy Conforts Kopy Over The Recent LL Purge


Monday and Tuesday, Linden Lab orchestrated one of their largest purges in recent memory. The focus seems to have been certain "griefer associated" sims and Help Island Public.  Dozens of users were banned and hundreds of accounts disabled.

Berserker Rape

[23:50] WolfofVinland: I would run away with you
[23:51] ʙᴀʀʙɪᴇ (anunkindnessofravens): ew
[23:51] WolfofVinland: show me love
[23:55] WolfofVinland: you want to go fuck?
[23:55] WolfofVinland: I can be rough with you so you can call it rape
[23:56] WolfofVinland: I will gldaly take your little pussy
[23:57] WolfofVinland: make sure you know you just got fucked good by a big hard cock
[00:01] WolfofVinland: Imagine if I got a hold of you
[00:01] ʙᴀʀʙɪᴇ (anunkindnessofravens): stop
[00:01] ʙᴀʀʙɪᴇ (anunkindnessofravens): you're so gross
[00:02] WolfofVinland: pretty little kitty lightly prancing her way across my bed
[00:02] WolfofVinland: her sexy little ass in the air
[00:02] WolfofVinland: and I come in and see you
[00:03] WolfofVinland: pet your head and back
[00:04] WolfofVinland: kneel on the bed beside you and grab you by the back of your neck forsing your head down and your ass up
[00:05] WolfofVinland: hold you just like this from behind as I kiss all over your pretty little ass until I spread your legs open and press my tongue against your little pussy, licking you from you little asshole to your clit

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Finally The Real Spiderman

The Assignation of Country Magic

Long Live SeniorConMuchoGusto

Britbong Hobbled On Youtube

A couple days ago I got a cryptic message from a stranger on Discord saying "watch what happens to Britbong's YouTube channel KEK"

I didn't pay it much attention at the time, but today I see his YouTube channel is completely disabled.
Can't say I'm surprised.  I've seen the conversation where he requested the artwork in question, and if he had a receipt of payment or a release he would have produced it by now.  He shit-talks his network constantly, so I doubt they'll be much help.

Update: instead of taking my advice and paying the man $200 both of Britbong's channels are now completely disabled and he's made a third to try and circumvent the suspension (which is probably a violation in itself)

Sunday, March 26, 2017

you wanna fuck with me ass hate

 [2017/03/23 20:53] Valentina's man (007bjamesb): i am going to mass AR revalution9 until you are perma banned ass hole.

[2017/03/23 20:53] Valentina's man (007bjamesb): for crashing the sim

[2017/03/23 20:53] Kylie Jenner (kirstingillibrand): thatsnot nice James

[2017/03/23 20:53] Valentina's man (007bjamesb): your my next miussion turd boy

[2017/03/23 20:53] Kylie Jenner (kirstingillibrand): have fun =)

[2017/03/23 20:53] Valentina's man (007bjamesb): you wanna fuck with me ass hate
[2017/03/23 20:53] Valentina's man (007bjamesb): your account is done


Kidnapping A White Girl

Friday, March 24, 2017

Linden Lab Clarifies Their Position On Help Island

In a press-release today, Linden Lab clarified their position on Help Island.

Help Island is for people who need emotional or psychological help or help with drug abuse problems.

If you need technical help with their 14-year-old-but-still-cumbersome-and-confusing UI then you're pretty much shit out of luck.

 Somba Neox: medusa and the moon men rationalize being biggot sexual pigs because they know that the sexual repression of the youth is wrong, but rather than fight to unsuppress the world and lower the age of consent so that our teenage children don't have to suffer for the entertainment of empties they just become god playing worms and robin hood and his lost boys chop them the fuck up...
Somba Neox: and this is how the lambchop song always goes..
Somba Neox: so get ready for the heavens roll up like a scroll, non literally
Somba Neox: as pig feminist nazis and joker worms are shamed in the streets.

Poppy Offers Budget Girlfriend Experience

My Feelings As Secondlife Depopulates

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

This Woman Will Be A Star One Day ..... if she's human

My Favorite Youtuber Triggered By Kopyboat

Ironically I'm shadow-banned on his channel so he can't see much I support his videos.

Please enjoy this self-portrait from his Tumblr.  as you can clearly see he's no longer a tranny furry.

Linden Lab Shuffles Key Management Positions

Linden Lab adds Bing Gordon to their board of directors.  Gordon is a technical consultant for venture capital company Kleiner Perkins Caulfield & Byers.  I don't know if KPCB is an investor in Linden Lab but it seems obvious,  No mention of who Gordon replaces on the board.  The press release seems to suggest they added Gordon to help market Project Sansar in particular, mentioning his time with Entertainment Arts.

Without proof, my best guess is this move has to do with the massive investment Linden Lab made in Project Sansar in light of greater-than-expected competition and less-than-expected positive reviews and interest from customers.

Hamlet Au suggests this may be a move to develop Sansar as a gaming platform or engine (similar to Unreal but for VR) not a bad strategy, although Unreal is developing their own VR application.

Linden Lab is also advertising for a new director of Human Resources 
No word on who this replaces or why.

Linden Lab used to be known for its relative employment stability among Tech companies, but lately that seems to no longer be true.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Tranny Makes Secondlife Porn

Second Life Family Celebration

RIP Chuck Berry

Why You Should Never Give Your Phone Number To Harrison

[11:42:51 AM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: Harrison just put my phone number in local!
[12:51:48 PM] Edgar Button: what's his problem?
[12:52:04 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: i told him to leave constance alone cause she was sick of him harassing her phone
[12:52:10 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: and he got all mad at me and defensive
[12:52:17 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: and I told him he was a piece of shit
[12:52:21 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: so he put it out
[12:53:04 PM] Edgar Button: good lord
[12:53:19 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: yea.....:/
[12:53:29 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥:

09:37] Collateral Genius (crypticaleyes): no
[09:37] addie Braveheart: by air it out on open chat
[09:37] Collateral Genius (crypticaleyes): harrison is stalking young girls for years man
[09:37] addie Braveheart: i am not stupid
[09:38] addie Braveheart: if htey had a issue and were scared of harrison
[09:38] addie Braveheart: like they claim
[09:38] addie Braveheart: they do it private
[09:38] JoeCoolio1: *************  (phone number removed)
[09:38] addie Braveheart: no talk about it on public
[09:38] addie Braveheart: THEY WANTED DRAMA
[09:38] addie Braveheart: AND THEY GOT IT
[09:38] addie Braveheart: cause these bitches bored
[09:38] ßℜℰℰŹĪℰ ( thats uncalled for
[09:38] Oh WOW soooo trendy (gothicnightmares):  ~* lol *~
[09:38] addie Braveheart: if u think we are stupid
[09:38] addie Braveheart: we aren't

[12:54:42 PM] Edgar Button: wow banned again since last night
[12:56:08 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: ugh, of course!

For the record: Harrison was banned a total of Six times yesterday.

How BritbongReturns Got Suspended From Youtube

About a year ago, Britbong used some artwork from a guy he knows on a few of his videos.  Since the guy was his friend he didn't feel compelled to pay for the artwork or get a release (even though it would have only cost around $40 according to the guy's website)

A year later, Britbong decides to start being a real dick to the guy, so he files a DMCA against britbong for the artwork he never paid for and now Britbong is suspended for 2 weeks and in trouble with Youtube and his network yet again.

Let's be honest though.  Britbong was outright banned from Youtube twice before, so it really is just a matter of time before he is again.  If his videos don't make enough to cover $40 worth of production costs then he really should be more concerned about losing a friend.

It's ironic that after Britbong's false copyright claims to Forever Alone, Ralph Pootawn and the No Man's Sky Video, it's this perfectly legitimate copyright claim to bring him down.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Always Pay Your Bills

Apparently this happened because Britbong didn't pay for some artwork but used it anyway.  Not surprising really.

What Ever Happened To Whitness7732?

whitness7732: I have a rl bf
whitness7732: no no more SL
whitness7732: Dat Spot kinda ended the sl thing for me

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Blake Sea Life Guards

Disgraced Former Crime Fighter 007BJamesB has a new group dedicated to keeping the Blake Sea area safe (even though he spends *all* his time in Arapaima)

We are a gruop of Life Guards with only one purpose. To patrole the Blake Sea and save Second Lives. If you think you would enjoy joining our team of Life guard profesionals. Than please send me or a Supervisor a note card with your request to help us in our battle to make the Waters in Second Life a safe place for every one!. We are looking for devoted profesionals to patrol beaches, Waters, and boating events.

Bastion: The Monster In Our Midst

Torbjörn Lindholm helped create the Bastion Battle Robot to be the most ruthless, heartless killing machines ever known, but he never counted on one going Rogue

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

This Woman Is Terrifying

thanks Celeste.  Now, I can't sleep.

Second Life - Cuck'Tendies Event: Brady's Girl

Lavender Trolls: The Babes of YouNow

Joanna Loon Case And Other News

While Joanna Loon and her lawyer prepare a case against everyone from Secondlife  who looked at her Facebook, I've been busy preparing an Amicus Brief reminding the court that it was Joanna who provided a complete dossier on Rachel to one Addie Braveheart.

In Other News: Harrison Digfoot was kicked out of the Adams sim for being a psychopath and spent the rest of the night threatening anybody who goes there.

Monday, March 13, 2017

Secondlife Land Ownership Drops Again

57% of Mainland owned directly by Linden Accounts (Contiguous Mainland is 6806 regions including Linden Home regions)

20.7% to 21.4% of Mainland by area is abandoned parcels

That leaves a whopping 22% of the mainland which is actively owned by residents of Secondlife.

Figures taken from

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Gay Furry Satan Roasts Me About Britbong

Have you ever wondered what sort of Mutant watches Britbong?  Wonder no longer...

From things I had nothing to do with, like Encyclopedia Dramatica and 8 Chan, to things I actually did, like my blog,  this very special gentleman seems to have a big ole crush on Britbong.  This is possibly the most amazing thing I've seen in a while :)

Michellita Ceriano Up To Her Old Tricks Again

[2/15/2017 2:50:25 PM] mich in seattle: hey
[2/15/2017 2:50:32 PM] mich in seattle: i need a favor
[2/15/2017 2:53:02 PM] marcello: Okay I'll call you after I get home from work
[2/15/2017 2:53:53 PM] mich in seattle: i need stefanos phone number at his mums. the address.. anything
[2/15/2017 3:30:15 PM] marcello: well send me everything you got on him and her I will look it up the best I can
[2/15/2017 8:20:55 PM] mich in seattle: all i know is his name his mums name and the city
[2/15/2017 8:21:33 PM] marcello: well I was told he died a long time ago
[2/15/2017 8:21:49 PM] marcello: and if I have his info I could look for him
[2/15/2017 8:22:23 PM] mich in seattle: ***************** and they live in edenburgh scotland
[2/15/2017 8:22:36 PM] marcello: ok give me a day I will look tonight
[2/15/2017 8:22:45 PM] mich in seattle: he’s  definitely not dead
[2/15/2017 8:22:48 PM] marcello: ok
[2/15/2017 8:22:54 PM] marcello: I will see what I can do
[2/15/2017 8:22:54 PM] mich in seattle: his mum is
[2017/03/12 06:42] Marcello Knight: though
[2/15/2017 8:22:58 PM] marcello: ok
[2/15/2017 8:23:24 PM] mich in seattle: he’s all up in my life again. he returned from the dead about six months ago
[2/15/2017 8:23:34 PM] marcello: ojk lol
[2/15/2017 8:23:43 PM] mich in seattle: he living in his mums old house
[2/15/2017 8:23:48 PM] marcello: ok
[2/15/2017 8:23:55 PM] mich in seattle: tytyt
[2/15/2017 8:24:00 PM] marcello: yw

OK so that's pretty weird, but wait!  it gets even stranger.  When I asked Michelitta about it, she tried to put the whole thing off on Xtina

[14:48] DougBeatle: why do you think cello threw you under the bus like that?
[14:50] michellita Ceriano: why do you think thats cello?
[14:51] DougBeatle: because I know where it came from
[14:51] michellita Ceriano: that isnt cello
[14:51] DougBeatle: why do you think cello handed out your chat?
[14:51] DougBeatle: that's a pretty big betrayal
[14:51] michellita Ceriano: that isnt my chat either
[14:51] DougBeatle: why do you think he did it"
[14:51] DougBeatle: ?
[14:52] michellita Ceriano: that isnt cello
[14:52] michellita Ceriano: betrayal?
[14:52] DougBeatle: lol you went to cello for information
[14:52] DougBeatle: and he sold you out
[14:52] DougBeatle: rather than give you the information
[14:52] michellita Ceriano: when?
[14:52] DougBeatle: how doe s that feel?
[14:52] michellita Ceriano: that isnt cello
[14:53] DougBeatle: lol who is it?
[14:53] michellita Ceriano: xtina
[14:53] michellita Ceriano: he gave her that account years ago

i dunno i think u like guys u just dont like me

[2014/05/04 00:57:53]  HarriHoudinii: who u with now i bet some guy
[2014/05/04 00:58:00]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): lolno
[2014/05/04 00:58:02]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): i'm with no one.
[2014/05/04 00:58:18]  HarriHoudinii: im playin greedy woth palisade and u wont have my baby
[2014/05/04 00:58:33]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): It's SL
[2014/05/04 00:58:34]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): like
[2014/05/04 00:58:35]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): fuck off
[2014/05/04 00:58:54]  HarriHoudinii: yeh its sl why wonnt u have my babay
[2014/05/04 01:03:48]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): I like chicks
[2014/05/04 01:03:50]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): i'm lesbian.
[2014/05/04 01:04:53]  HarriHoudinii: so u didnt like vinnie?
[2014/05/04 01:05:32]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): no.
[2014/05/04 01:05:53]  HarriHoudinii: aw ok
[2014/05/04 01:06:01]  HarriHoudinii: and trigger?
[2014/05/04 01:06:04]  sαyυяı (fearlezz): no.
[2014/05/04 01:06:30]  HarriHoudinii: i dunno i think u like guys u just dont like me

How to Anger People In Overwatch

Wedding Of The Year

Shishkova and Socrates were scheduled to be married but nobody paid any attention to anybody but Aubrey and Josh Latrell.  No word on how Lunaire is taking it.  Socrates may be dead.

Friday, March 10, 2017

Famous Secondlife Troll Parties At Pax East

"One day this convention will be mine"  Esteban  Winsmore parties at PAX

Crime Fighter Cry Baby

I was wrong earlier when I reported that disgraced crime fighter 007BJamesB was dumped by Shannon.  He broke up with her when she got busy in real life and couldn't log on for a day.  One day.  He couldn't handle being alone for one single day.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

More Promise Than Project Sansar More Advanced Than Secondlife

Never underestimate what a small team can accomplish

Still in early development, Space looks and functions better than Secondlife and is completely portable using the Unity Engine.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Sansar - Created Reality

Girlfriend Shuffle

Ok, all this is Secondhand so I may have some of the details wrong.

Shannon dumped disgraced crime-fighter 007bJamesb because he was ignoring her.

JohnnySteel dumped Valentina the day before their chat-wedding for a black MMA fighter because he's a savage like that.

Disgraced crime-fighter 007bjamesb tried to get with Valentina but even she has standards.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Second Life Trolling: "I'm Not A Fish" Pt. 2

Project Sansar Will Not Be a Virtual World

That realization is the basis of Sansar, which represents an entirely new take on virtual worlds for the company. Unlike with Second Life, the Linden Lab is shifting away from having a single massive virtual world, choosing instead to set itself up as an enabler of creators by making Sansar a platform, rather than an all encompassing virtual landscape.
More like the ‘WordPress of social virtual spaces’, the company readily compares.
That means that users will not ‘enter the world of Sansar‘ any more than they would ‘visit WordPress’ to find content online. Instead—much like accessing a website via a URL that’s built atop WordPress—users will seek out and choose to visit individual virtual worlds built atop Sansar.

michellita Ceriano Dresses Like A Whore

Let's overlook the slutty clothes, and the lack of mesh, and the hooker boots, and the stupid looking tiger--what's up with the size 47 cowboy hat?

Keep in mind, in real life this is a 47 year old Mexican cleaning woman

Monday, March 6, 2017

Zarco Caught Cheating Again

Even with a child on the way, the Chimpanzee of Secondlife just can't change his ways.  Several different people report that Zarco has a new Secondlife girlfriend named petitours resident.

I suppose queen-whats-her-face is out again.  It must have been pretty blatant because even people who never send me stuff went to the trouble to report it.  You know it's pretty bad when even little old ladies rat you out

UPDATE: I met petitours and asked her about all this.  She maintains that she didn't mean to cause any problems with anybody and had no designs on anybody.  Zarco gave his Secondlife password over to his partner so she can guarantee he won't stray anymore.

Deranged Foreigner Obsessed With Michael Jackson

Saturday, March 4, 2017

Justin Chatter Vs KayceTron

The Joanna Vs Dreams Thing

People have been asking about this so I think I figured it out.  It's pretty gay.

Back in October Dreams and Joanna were friends.  Somebody found Dreams' YouTube channel (the one of her with the dogs and weird shit) and Joanna (because she's a dumb ass) subscribed using an account in her Real Name.  Personally, I wouldn't give a fuck because, as I recall, Dreams' YouTube channel was also in Dreams' real name.

Ok, Move forward to February.  Former DJ Stefanos now has Joanna's facebook, so Joanna freaks out and assumes Dreams gave him her real name.  The problem with that theory is that Dreams and Former DJ Stefanos fucking hate each other, so I'm pretty sure she didn't give him shit.

In the end, Former DJ Stefanos, Joanna Loon and Dreams Emerald now all know each other's real life name and NOBODY GIVES A FUCK.  The only remotely interesting thing about this that Joanna is a good 20 years older than she said she was (which wasn't really a surprise).  We also know that she'd masturbate to Rocket Andretti's voice without his consent and bursts into tears if you mention it.

Joanna has been calling Linden Lab and filing tickets etc to get Dreams banned for a few weeks now.  I got news for you honey, if it ain't happened yet it ain't happening.  Linden lab isn't going to assign a special investigator to see if Dreams and Former DJ Stefanos are communicating secretly.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Look Who's On Network TV

Michellita Ceriano And The Police

So, the police came to see Michellita Ceriano recently to talk about Secondlife.  I know this because she yelled at me for two hours about it while having me muted the entire time so I couldn't ask questions.  She thinks I had something to do with it, but I did not.  She's simply not that interesting to me.  DJ Stefanos says he also had nothing to do with it, but who knows there.

What I do know is that, by her own confession, this is the third time the police have come to see her about Secondlife Stuff.  Now, I know Leslie reports me to the police about once a month for the last six years, Britbong has probably reported me a few times as well as Harrison and we all know what happened when Mufferson called the cops on me, and in all this the police have yet to call me, come see me, write me, email me, nothing.  They're simply not interested.

So, my question is: what the fuck is Michellita doing for the police to come see her three times about Secondlife???

I'm holding out the possibility that she's making at least one of these incidents up just to get attention, but come on!  Put some fucking breaks on there cow-girl,  This is getting out of hand.

PS> I'm pretty sure Dreams had nothing to do with Doxing Joannna Loon.  It's just not her style.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Britbong Still Loves IHM

While he was on vacation with Mommy and Daddy, Britbong missed IHM so much he tweeted about her all day while at the pool, despite having her blocked on twitter.

Since he's unable to see her response I'll post it here, where I know he checks several times a day

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Ratcloner Returns -- Sim Crashes increase 70%

Supplied with ban boxes by an (as yet) un-named source, Ratcloner has returned to Secondlife.  Cover your butts boys, it's gonna be a rough night.

Only 20% of Secondlife Users Against Linden Lab's Anti Trump Position

DanielFromSL Has An Army

Britbongreturns (because he's a baby) left a bad review for some game that banned him, basically saying he doesn't like the game because they banned him, when several dozen DanielFromSL fans showed and began down-voting and spamming his review.  Britbong spent a few hours deleting hundreds of their negative comments but eventually gave up and basically called in the admin (which is ironic since it's a review of a game where he was banned for exactly this sort of thing)

You can see the whole thing unfold here:

at this writing there were 135 entire pages of negative comments on Britbong's review.  God knows how many there will be when you read it.

The game itself is a competitor of High Fidelity and Project Sansar.  Britbong is already hardware banned from High Fidelity so this second leg of his career seems to be getting off to a slow start.

Update:  Britbong has deleted literally thousands and thousands of replies to this review By Hand.  Things are getting heated folks

He then got on his old steam account (the one he abandoned because of all the VAC bans) and tried to do the same thing using the RL name of his ex-best friend K11Deer.

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Boom Boom Pow Back In Business

recently I reported that Boom Boom Pow had closed.

There have been changes.  Boom Boom Pow is now Re-Opened under new SALTy management

Michael Linden Leaves Linden Lab

The Linden Department of Public Works officially announced last week that 13 year employee of Linden Lab, Michael Linden is no longer working for Linden Lab.  Onetime head of the Linden Department of Public Works, Michael was considered the "head mole" of Secondlife.

I was and am a big fan of Michael.  I thought his vision for what the mainland of Secondlife could be had great promise.  If you've used the trains, highways airways or waterways of Secondlife then you have Michael to thank for your experience.  His departure is even more evidence that the company may not be headed in the right direction.

Linden Lab seems to be moving away from the idea of a "virtual world" to that of an instancing experience, similar to what Sansar is working on, but without Philip Rosedale's commitment to transparency.  

Boom Boom Pow Closed Again

Buried (Boom Boom Pow) re-opened briefly under the Winesmith Family, but is now closed again.

I'm not sure what a Winesmith Family is.  Some sort of roleplay thing I guess.  If anybody wants to try (again) with Boom Boom Pow, it's available for rent from Lorena Chung

Streamers and Security : Britbong Doxes Another Fan

It's simply not safe to donate to Britbong ever.

A little over a year ago Britbong used donor information to Dox Mr Noob.  He's done it again with a guy named K1lld33r, who I thought was one of his best friends.  I was sent the screen shots of Britbong and a guy named HazyHills doing it on Britbong's Discord this morning.  K11d33r's crime?  He talked to Kopy.

With most streamers you expose some of your Real Life information when you donate.  It's inherit in the system.  To protect you, the abuse of this information is an almost instant ban from Twitch (and I assume youtube as well).  The problem is Britbong uses, which only has about 12  streamers so they don't really give a fuck.

Don't let me frighten you away from donating to streamers.  Britbong (dominic vanner) is a fucking autistic psychopath.  Most streamers are not like that.  If you are super sensitive to protecting your identity though, I suggest using Twitch Bits instead.  With bits are you 100% anonymous to the streamer (except your screen name) Amazon still has your real name, but they probably have it already.

I'll contact K1lld33r and try to help him, but honestly he's fucked. does not care at all.  Even more reason why you should only donate to verified streamers on Twitch and no where else.  If they're not on Twitch then you're gonna have a bad time

ok well since Britbong is gonna be a big fucking baby and not admit what he did here's the proof from his own discord with Killdeer's name and address omitted.  Following this they posted photos of his apartment and information on his family.  This was one of Britbong's closest friends and best supporters so keep that in mind if you get the idea you might want to ever donate to Britbong.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Adult Supervision

A reliable source tells me that queenbishes logs into secondlife from work every day to watch over Zarco and make sure he doesn't masturbate with any more trannys.  I"m also told if you distribute zarco's less-than-impressive nudes while she's in the sim she'll fly into a rampage.

For a woman carrying the first human/chimpanzee hybrid inside her, I feel like she could be spending her time better and not threatening the only job between them by logging into secondlife instead of working.

Monday, February 13, 2017

The Prophesy

Long ago
                  it was written

"when the day comes that Alco and Constance begin to sell disease ridden horses with Michelita, the end of The Life Of Seconds is near"

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Britbong Threatens A Man With A Television Head

bullybeats Resident: hope you know I am paying people to find your info then I am going to be having fun with all your extended family nerdo.

Maldavius Figtree: do it up my dude

Maldavius Figtree: Could always just ask, I can give it to you lol

bullybeats Resident: you won't be laughing i can assure you

apparently this scenario was repeated several times that day with other people.  I don't know what upset Britbong so much but I'm glad to see the $800 a month he's earning is going to good use.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Somba's Gone Ferral

No News

People keep asking me why there's no new blog posts.  Is Secondlife really this dead?  The answer is Yes, secondlife is this dead.  Every time I go on there's less interesting people than the time before and the people who used to send me most of the stuff for the blog don't even play anymore.

Other than that, Leslie is even more insane since her eviction and Michelita is Morally (and mentally) questionable.  Conan Exiles is really good and the Ark Tech Tier is really difficult.

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Job Dedication

Accounts vary, but I'm told that some Linden Lab Employee stayed up to ban Harrison Digfoot between 19 and 27 times yesterday, pushing the KingHarriTheGreat name tag into the triple digits.

With each ban he'd return more angry and more insane than before with the only common element being that it's all somehow my fault.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

The InterSpecies Experiment is Over

Zarco is single again.

UPDATE:  They're back together but she's moved in with him at his mother's house.  Neither are working.  Your tax dollars will be paying for their dinner.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

SL Voice Issues Are Wide Spread

From Reddit:

submitted  by Patches67
I don't remember it being this bad since the days when SL voice was still new, like way back in 2007 - 08. This is particularly bad for me, I host a comedy show and a game show and we are heavily dependant on voice to be working for both the comedy and the game show to go smoothly. Typing everything is a gigantic pain in the ass, and it's pretty much unworkable.
So what's going on with voice lately? It's much worse than usual.

High Fidelity Hacked

You may have heard that High Fidelity was "hacked" recently.

Philip Rosedale himself sent out an email giving full disclosure of the incident.

What information was leaked:

  • Email-addresses
  • User names

What Information was NOT leaked

  • Real Life Names
  • Passwords
  • Credit Card Details
  • Pay Pal Information

Read the full text here

At this time it's not known who was behind this.  Before you jump to the conclusion that it was some Secondlife Script Kiddie, remember this is a very competitive area of business right now and it could much more easily have been one of his many competitors.

If you had an account at High Fidelity, I wouldn't be very concerned as it doesn't appear that any really sensitive information was leaked.

What Really Happened To Arapaima

[12:21:04 PM] Edgar Button: arapaima seems to no longer exist
[12:21:10 PM] Edgar Button: I'm pretty sure you're responsible for this
[12:33:01 PM] Connie: Tell them all constance did it lol

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Second Life: Ted Life "N***** Really!" (Trolling)

Charlie Chaplin (and his son) on Politics

Tristina Update

I'm going to take a real life and sl vow of silence for eight months. I will not hear voice, so please type to me if you expect me to answer. I do not go by the name Tristina anymore, but you will get three warnings and then be permanently muted if you do not honor my request. if you refuse to respect my gender reassignment you are probably calling me Tristina, so please call me Zon or Lars.
thank you

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Project Sansar Open Date Pushed Back (again)

The target date is late June now.  For a system that was supposed to start accepting beta users over a year ago, I'm beginning to wonder what's going on.

In the mean time, High Fidelity is up and running with thousands of items in its marketplace.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

What To Expect From Sansar

Linden Lab has been doing a lot of interviews recently to help promote the coming opening of Project Sansar.  Here's what I've gathered so far.

  • It's a platform and a viewer, not a "world".  Unlike Secondlife, Project Sansar will not have a virtual world to explore. People can rent server space from them to create their own experiences, but there will be no world to explore as we know it in Secondlife.  Think of it as a web browser for different web pages or apps.
  • They intend to pay for the whole project with something like a consumption tax.  Taking a larger bite out of what creators make seems risky to me, but without expensive virtual land to sell they have to make money somehow.
  • Users will have more control over what goes on in their created areas.  Policing Secondlife was (and is) expensive.  In Project Sansar these responsibilities will be on the server owners, not Linden Lab.
  • Although Project Sansar will support traditional PC as well as hand-held devices, the emphasis is clearly on VR and hand controls.  Much like High Fidelity, a Htc Vive seems to be the preferred interface.
  • In everything I've read so far they've emphasiszed that this will not be Secondlife 2.  I don't know if this is because they don't want to cannibalize their flagship or if they want to distance themselves from some of the negative aspects of Secondife's reputation.|
  • They're emphasizing the Educational and Business uses of Project Sansar.  To me, this echos the early days of Secondlife when they thought the same would be true of Secondlife, which turned out not to materialize.

A Poem About Epsilon Panda

 By Pissant (yakurru)

ching chong small dong
 his name was Edward but he went by Epsilon
his lies were profound but his dick was NOT long
in safe hubs he'd cry
his love life was dry
 until the day he met Declan his life was awry
heterosexuality did not quite suit him
we all observed how Star Thistle would loot him
insults hurled
 his dick was absurd
yellow and jaundiced like a simpson.... that curr!

Detective Derrick's Story (Second Life Trolling) Ft. The Bad Guys

Monday, January 16, 2017

The Stories Of Russell Coba's Death

are not only exaggerated--they're entirely made up.

His liver isn't failing.  He isn't dying.  He hasn't quit drinking.  He made the entire story up to get sympathy and donations.

Some People Never Change

Looks like DJ Stefanos caught michellita Ceriano in the middle of a 3 way with two australians.

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Bryn Oh Moving To High Fidelity

Last month we reported that Bryn Oh was closing her installation in Secondlife due to lack of financial support, now we're happy to report she's found a new home at High Fidelity

Bryn Oh and Phillip Rosedale reunited.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Happy Birthday Harri

I'm told by a fairly reliable source that tonight is Harrison's birthday and he's spending it crashing sims and screaming my name on secondlife.  I'm sure he'd say that it was other people crashing him.  I don't really know which is true but it's funny either way.

Apparantly he made a video of dessicated for youtube.  Possibly not the best birthday ever.

In other news:

  • Jillz Darkrose was suspended for 3 days for orbiting people and screaming like a maniac.
  • A half dozen screaming 9 year olds invaded the Mage discord to defend Britbong's honor.

    update:  apparantly he's reporting the mage discord to the discord corproate offices for organizing a DDOS on his stream.  I looked up and down that Mage discord chat and the only mention I saw of Britbong was somebody laughing that he was being a sperg in the sandbox.  Even if they did organize a DDOS of his stream from the Mage discord, I doubt very much if Discord corporate would give any fucks.  Britbong's become quite the accomplished snitch these days, but he seems to be snitching to the wrong people.

    update part 2: still convinced the mage somehow DDOS'ed him, Britbong donated $40 worth of stolen lindens to the sim in hopes Linden Lab will ban them.  You can't make this shit up.

  • Leslie Monroe has been making alts to try and sneak into Inworldz again.  I think, at this point, if she'd just ask people for forgiveness there's a chance they'd just let her come and hang out if she's lonely.  Almost eight years later, to try and sneak in to spy on people is just a bit silly.

I'm probably not going to log into Secondlife tonight so I'll miss all this and instead try to level the pink-haired lesbian Russian bodybuilder on Overwatch.  Please try  to keep the noise level to a minimum.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Tristina's Transgender Progress

Things I Noticed In The New Project Sansar Video

There's actually more footage from Blender then there is from Sansar

They seem to be making an effort to sell the new project to business and educational users, both tactics that were a massive failure in Secondlife.  Linden Lab screwed over educational users pretty badly before, so I'd be surprised if they came back.  I don't even know if they really want business and educational users or if they're just saying that so they don't have to admit they're mainly going to make money sellingdragon dicks and furry tails.

If You See Me, Make Sure It's Me

Apparantly false flag fakes are a thing now.  First Kopy and now me.

If you see me on Secondlife, make sure it's really me.

Harrison has been pretending to be me lately to try and record people talking shit on each other.

Fake Kopy

I'm told from a very good source (mainly Kopy himself) that this is a fake twitter account.  There's an outside chance this is some TWH people making fun of Kopy, but a much, much better chance that it's Britbong doing some sort of false flag thing to get back at both Kopy and Upraksi.  Seeing as how the Upraksi steam group still exists I have to assume it's Britbong.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Philip Rosedale Discovers One Of The Biggest Problems With VR So Far

Flying Agents

[15:49] HarriTheGreat8 Resident: u are my serbisan princess
[15:49] HarriTheGreat8 Resident: im sending agents over to fly u out
[15:50] Ƙяιѕтι (xxalexiesxx): cute
[15:50] HarriTheGreat8 Resident: my babes
[16:00] EdgarButton: lol
[16:00] EdgarButton: agents?
[16:00] Ƙяιѕтι (xxalexiesxx): yeah idk

Friday, January 6, 2017

A Second Chance

[19:40] PoleFishing: i don't think youcan save them
[19:41] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): I hope i can prove you wrong my son.
[19:41] Second Life: Friendship offer accepted.
[19:42] Second Life: Jesus (joshuaofnazerith) is online.
[19:42] PoleFishing: am i saved now?
[19:43] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): you always will have my unconditional love my child.
[19:46] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): it is done. you are cleansed and saved.
[19:46] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): that was easy right?
[19:47] PoleFishing: amen rabbi

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