Tuesday, May 23, 2017

The Worst Religious Terrorists in the United Kingdom

Over the last 100 years, nearly 600 people have been killed by Muslim terrorists in the UK, including
Pan Am Flight 103, which was the worst.

In the same timer period, over 3,100 people were killed by Catholic terrorists in the UK

Torric Rodas Of London Sims Funding Griefers

Friday, May 19, 2017

Epsilon Trying To Talk To Kristi

He was sure she'd fall in love once he sent her this photo.

[2016/10/13 08:03] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): you know any good porn?
[2016/10/17 13:45] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): cunt
[2016/10/17 13:46] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): cuuuunt
[2016/10/17 13:53] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): kristi
[2016/10/17 13:54] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): sit on my lap kristi
[2016/10/17 13:57] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): you look great darling
[2016/10/17 14:10] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): kristi i love you
[2016/10/17 14:11] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): come visit me
[2016/10/17 14:11] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): lets make babies
[2016/10/17 14:14] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): rub your butt on my dick
[2016/10/17 14:20] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): lemme spit on your butt and penetrate it with my giant horsedick
[2016/10/17 14:57] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): kristi
[2016/10/17 14:58] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): i love you baby
[2016/10/17 15:25] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): baby
[2016/10/17 15:25] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): sit on my lap
[2016/10/17 15:25] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): without any panties on
[2016/10/17 15:42] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): baby
[2016/10/17 15:42] KAPPA SWAG LORD (dfuse): i love you soooooooo much

RIP Chris Cornell

Thursday, May 18, 2017

JMAA World's Greatest Youtuber Was Once Secondlife Furry

Sadly, he's now banned from Fur Affinity, along with 9Tails.  I can't imagine what he did to deserve such a fate.  JMAA is one of Britbong's friends and mods.  I don't know why he knows so many furries.

Draxter Interviews Lavender


Britbong Distributing MrNoob's Nude Photos

Somebody on youtube recorded me asking Britbong why he decided to upload MrNoob's photos


this is the link he was posting:

[16:03] Hard Case Bong (thebiglad): https://8ch.net/cow/res/266605.html#q269125

As you can see the photos themselves have been removed by the moderators but it's clear what they were.  I wanted him to admit he was mad about the Spooks video, which pretty much had to be the case since he started doing this the day the video came out.

As far as the Spooks Video is concerned, I've pieced together some of the source documents he used.  I stand by all of them

5/19/2017  Britbong and his friend Bungie came to secondlife today.  Britbong was on an account claiming to be Colossaliscrazy, which worked until people heard him on voice.  Their began distributing photos of MrNoob in Arapaima, but were ignored so they then went to Mage to try and do the same thing but were banned.

Britbong Blackmails Upraksi
Why did you pay Britbong Anyway
Britbong Lies About Ralph Pootawn
Britbong Lies About Forever Alone
Britbong Lies About No Man's Sky
Britbong Rejected By Know Your Meme

The MsAlchemy Saga
Episode 1: A Big Fan
Episode 2: The Flirting And The Fapping
Episode 3: Monty Tries To Help
Episode 4: Betrayal And Pain
Episode 5: Threats And Reprisals

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Help Island Struggles to Survive Jon Gully Attack

Foreigners Making Secondlife Troll Videos

Some of the Sources for the Spooks Video

As far as the Spooks Video is concerned, I've pieced together some of the source documents he used.  I stand by all of them

Britbong Blackmails Upraksi  (Britbong's threat to make an ED page on Upraksi) ***
Why did you pay Britbong Anyway
Britbong Lies About Ralph Pootawn
Britbong Lies About Forever Alone
Britbong Lies About No Man's Sky
Britbong Rejected By Know Your Meme
Not Safe To Donate To Britbong  (Britbong using MrNoob's paypal info to dox her)

The MsAlchemy Saga
Episode 1: A Big Fan
Episode 2: The Flirting And The Fapping
Episode 4: Betrayal And Pain
Episode 5: Threats And Reprisals

To me, that Britbong spent two days spreading nude photos of MrNoob after the video came out is more than enough proof that the Spooks video is accurate.

***  I had almost forgotten about him demanding Upraksi pay him or he'll make an Encyclopedia Dramatica page about her.  I think shortly after this, anything regarding Britbong was locked down by the mods to prevent him doing shit like that. As I recall, it upset him so much that he offered money for the "dox" of the ED mods.

Britbong wrote a reply to the video

My fans are completely aware that people have been trying to get rid of me for years and that comes part and parcel of being a "trolling channel" or generally someone who has unpopular opinions and kind of tells it how it is which rubs people the wrong way.
It's his behavior outside of the channel that's in question.  Pretty much all of us troll secondlife bikers like he does in his videos
What most people are not aware of is the underhanded shit being done behind the scenes against me, my friends, and family which I've been fighting against for a long time but at this point I am desensitized to it and don't really react anymore, but here are some examples of these tactics used against me in an attempt at making me "poof" out of existence.
Pretty much everything that's been done to Britbong was out in the open, nothing behind the scenes.
If you've read "Rules for Radicals" you'll get what I mean but more easily explained would be Leftist media tactics, or your general SJW twitter tard.
-Smear campaigns (People who try to spin a false narrative and lies by cherry picking, fabricating information in hopes at least a few people will believe it)
-Scare tactics (Doxing, hacking, death threats, stalking and these extend to your family, friends and fans and anyone who disagrees with their narrative)
People from 4chan Doxed Britbong long ago.  He's doxed literally hundreds of others.  Including, most recently, MrNoob.  As far as his family is concerned, that's an outright lie.  I purposely sat on the story of his father's criminal past for over two years and worked it keep it out of the discussion.
-False flagging (Flagging off videos/streams/content you own)
Since Britbong just two weeks ago did the same to an Empty Hero video about him where Britbong's name was inserted into the song "short people" and reported TheBadGuys twitter till they got banned, I'm not too sympathetic if somebody does the same to him.
(And much much more)
I am a bit of a cunt but that comes with the "trolling" territory as people know, you'll have obsessive losers stalking you for years because you trolled them on a videogame or imageboard back 6 years ago (not even kidding) so what really makes me annoyed about all this are the commentary hypocrites who claim to care about "proof" before accusing people of a dozen things and the source for said allegations being very suspicious to outright laughable people with well known and documented vendettas against me.
And something else that I have pointed out many times which Leon Lush, Bunty King and Spooks (and some others) keep posting is my ED article and other links which lead breadcrumbs straight to all the information about my family/friends like their work, addresses and they are quite happily sharing it around twitter and posting it in videos to bring more attention to it which to me is scummy.Imagine if I did the same back people would be up in arms and rallying people to scream at me on twitter in a matter of minutes.
My crime was calling Leon Lush a toe sucker and ever since then I've had people I have never talked to actually "loathing" me and willing to do anything to get people to hate me behind the scenes and what a surprise that they are all toe suckers themselves, weird huh? 
Spooks made the video on me because his E-girlfriend Charmvere got blown the fuck out by me on Second Life when she went by the name "Mr Noob Tophat" not only was she salty because I rejected her but also because I coined her the nickname Mr Nudes because of how many times her nudes had been "leaked" by her various internet boyfriends and she quit Second Life.
Spooks and MrNoob are not dating.  I have no idea where he got that idea.  Also, much like Forever Alone and Ralph Pootawn, Britbong had nothing to do with "inventing" the name "Mr Nudes"
Fast forward a year later or so and she made a Kiwifarms thread on me with the nickname "Todesfurcht" which shows on her past names on STEAM and when I called her out on it she freaked out and deleted all her social media and videos, she tried to reinvent herself as a commentary channel.
She also modded on the Shadman discord a lot of people hated her on there too and she was eventually demodded for admin abuse and when I looked at her post history she had made various posts about Shadman and trying to spread bullshit about him too.
I informed Shad and a few others about this and left it at that, I was then informed Spooks The Skeleton was making a video on me and checked his profile and saw he was on her steam friends and it's pretty obvious she has begged him to make this video on her behalf due to getting BTFO and I'll also mention Charmvere has always been a close friend of Kopy/Krappleguy the guy who litrally stalks my entire life (see above) and all the creepy losers from Second Life are now befriending spooks quite publicly.
She says she warned him not to make the video.  Since you've spent the last 3 days spreading her nude photos around, I'm gonna go ahead and say she's more credible.
Also I hear that Buntyking is making a video on me too which will be hilarious, can't wait for another video of him screaming about me but at least this time it won't be interrupting any of his social gatherings to yell at his phone

I'm gonna let this be it for the Britbong posts for a while.  What he did yesterday was pretty disgusting.  I'm going to send Mr Noob what I have on it and let that be enough Britbong Drama for a while.  The rest of the world is starting to see him for what he is so I feel like my job is done here.  I told Britbong that I would make certain that people associated his youtube brand with his He even recorded it.  That seems to be happening.

Colossal is crazy is sending people to downvote the video.  Considering his history with Keemstar I'm not surprised.  At this point his only interest seems to be protecting Britbong and his friendship.

Spooks is remarkably talented for his age.  I predict his channel will soon be bigger than Britbong or Colossal.  For one thing, his editing and timing is miles ahead of either of them.

Monday, May 15, 2017

The Story I Never Published

Sometimes people send me stuff I consider too much for this blog.

Over two years ago I was informed about some pretty tragic stuff about Britbong's family life.  I figured it was  his family and not him so I never published it.

His behavior lately has been unusually bad, so let me say this:  the stories about his dad are true.  I've known about them for more than two years.  I know they're true because it was published in his home newspaper.  I won't post them here but if you're interested check the Kiwifarms thread on Britbong.

As I said, I was fairly determined not to leak this myself, and I still won't post it here but since his behavior has been so bad lately he probably deserves it.

Britbong Got Mad

A few weeks ago Britbong and Jaypee started scouring Secondlife for nude photos of MrNoob.  He wouldn't say why he was mad or why he wanted to expose her.

Fortunately he couldn't get any so nothing happened.  Today though he seems to have found some and spread them absolutely everywhere.  He still won't say why he's mad at her.  When I confronted him about it he clammed up and quit passing them around because he knew I was recording:
[17:55] ANTlFA: where are these pictures
[17:55] ANTlFA: that you all are talking about
[17:59] ANTlFA: there are more
[18:00] Hard Case Bong (thebiglad): i dont wanna repost them

[16:03] Hard Case Bong (thebiglad): https://8ch.net/cow/res/266605.html#q269125

it looks like the 4chan mods deleted the images themselves, but you can clearly see what he tried to do.

Saturday, May 13, 2017

Second Life: Twitter Dump (Trolling)

Tristina Needs Our Help

Tristina is raising $89,000 so she can have her gender reassignment surgery and move to california


Quoted From Her Appeal For Help:
During 2006 I was considering pelvic floor surgery for a medical condition. I have chronic bacterial infections, and a rare disease called trimethylaminuria which cause me to have extreme body odor that comes from my genitals. I asked my mom to come to the appointment for emotional support, but she said, "If you get this surgery you won't be a woman anymore." I canceled the appointment and realized that I would never have support from my family unless I had a vagina that God gave me (in their eyes). This is when the break ins started in my home, and I was drugged and raped over and over. I know for a fact that my parents were responsible for the beginning of this sexual abuse. One time after being drugged I didn't wake up for a long time, and my dad was sitting outside my apartment waiting to make sure I let my dog out, and that I was, I guess, "ok," and not dead.
This is when I began considering changing my gender, and for the past two years, my entire wardrobe is male clothing. There is more that contributes to this gender identity conflict, and it can be seen at http://ex-e-butterfly.blogspot.com/ .
Since I openly declared that I was transgender I've had horrible things done to me. I've been serially raped, despite being celibate for eleven years. beaten while unconscious and raped, stabbed with a needle filled with drugs that I was highly allergic to (barely missed my heart and punctured my lung), and my mother has been poisoning my food to "feminize" me. By feminizing drugs I mean antipsychotics that make your lips protrude, and be more demure. Lately the druggings escalate when she has days off from work. I'm allergic to these medications but she continues to drug me without my prior knowledge by putting it in my food. The current drug she's using makes me sleep for 12 hours straight, then I'm suicidal for 24 hours. In the past, she's drugged me with another drug and sprayed lysol in my vagina. I guess that she believes that transgenderism is a mental illness, and must be cured, rather than addressed, and the odor part is just a matter of household cleaning supplies. Cleanliness is Godliness right?

Furthermore the drugs I'm being dosed with by my mother are destroying my facial structure. My eyes swell badly and I'm developing huge and massive bags around my eyes. I've always had a little bulge below my eyes, but since I've been living with my mother I've woken up in aniphylactic shock on multiple occassions & have had to go to the hospital. The hospital always does nothing, and I wake up having soiled myself after passing out at the hospital. The drugs are causing massive swelling above and below the eyes, to the point where I'm getting permanent double bags under my eyes. My facial structure is already compromised, because of an attempted murder that happened during a hazing ritual at a friend's birthday party, when I started having the chronic infections in 1998. The people who were responsible made fun of me for being fat and shamed me from eating food, while overserving me drinks that were too strong. I was refused help by someone who was working the party, and then I collapsed, damaging my jaw. Therefore, I need some minor surgery to fix my face so it's symmetrical again in addition to the transgender surgery. I'll need eye surgery if the druggings continue as well, if I don't want to look like a basset houndfor the rest of my life.
I need money to get out of this situation and to FIX this situation,; it's that simple. My income on SSI is $730 per month and I'm not allowed to save more than 2,000 at a time, even if saving money were possible with that amount and pay bills. I have to liberate myself from the system and do what I can to make it on my own after I get the body I deserve, not this smelling deformed monster I"m being turned into as a result of smelling badly. People like to say I'm crazy, but it's a chicken or egg scenario. Who wouldn't be crazy if you smelled badly and all of your friends tried to kill you at a party roughly twenty years ago.
Being transgender used to be something I rejected, and would never have accepted in another person, merely because I didn't understand it. I"m asking you, as I have done, to understand that medically I can't function and work as a female, therefore this is a medically necessary situation. It's going to be next to impossible to reach my goal without a few extremely kind contributors, because my condition alienates me from the public, and I spend most of my time gaming with people who could care less if I live or die. The commuity is so ill willed that they joke about who will die next and tell people to kill themselves daily. I'm giving up if I don't reach my goal in six months. I'm going to donate my dog which I got for companionship to a person who needs a medically necessary companion animal, and walk away from this abusive situation I'm in. My parents won't give me the title to my car, the only thing I ever asked of them sinc e I've been on SSI, and just live off of the land in the woods. There's no point to be around people anymore if I can't even eat in a restaurant without having my food served raw or other disgusting and illegal things that have been done to my food. You have no idea how much discrimination I've been put through.
I'm trying to raise $89,000 to go towards relocating and funding my surgery. I plan to go back to school after my transition, and become a working, functioning person in society. I have not been able to work for 16 years because of my medical condition, as it is not socially acceptable and caused me to lose my last job in 2001, Furthermore, since I went on medicaid, after the first three years they won't even cover maintenance medications to alleviate symptoms, and my current state is not liberal enough to even address my problem as a FEMALE much less if I am transgender. It's been postulated that I have a fistula that happened during a date rape in 1996 and that's causing all of the problems, but medicaid won't cover any testing to eliminate that as a posssiblity as well.

The only way that I can make this a cross gender issue is relating my condition to having bowel cancer and the problems it causes to with your quality of life. Sadly, my condition has a sexual connatation which makes it even worse than having bowel cancer, so still, bowel cancer still falls short. Sometimes I wish I did have bowel cancer so this suffering would be over soon. Twenty-One years living with this chronic infection and being diagnosed with diagnosed trimenthylaminuria for sixteen is too long to live with this foul stench. No one should have to live like this. Please help, and donate.
Help spread the word!

John Ehrlichman Admits What We Knew All Along

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

CopyBotted Items Already Showing Up In Project Sansar

Even though very few people have been admitted to the pre-alpha version of Project Sansar, copybotting seems to already be a problem.

Several inside sources tell me this lovely cottage was illegally imported into Project Sansar and put on their fledgling marketplace by someone other than the original creator.

The controversy even made the top fold of New World Notes.

Sansar Delayed Again

Linden Lab moved the open alpha date for Project Sansar back again.  This time to late summer/early fall 2017.  They're also saying that the hardware requirements to run it are pretty steep, surpassing any video game I know of, including Ark and Conan.

From the first announcement, until today, the Projected Open Alpha date of Project Sansar has been moved back more than two full years, leaving many people wondering just what's going on at Linden Lab.

It's A Good Thing I Didn't Include Britbong In The Top Ten List

because his channel's gone :/

This was sent to me by an anonymous source without any reference so I wonder if they had something to do with what happened to his channel.  I notice it's terms of service violations this time rather than copyright so who knows.  He's had several youtube accounts banned so him just being on youtube is in itself a terms of service violation.

Anonymous people have also been sending me pretty devastating stuff about his personal life and personal history too, but I won't post it because it would involve other people besides him and I'd rather not do that.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

How Jinx Got Banned

When Misty Putzo was at Jinx' house, he decided to participate in a bit of age play, on her account and her computer.  Now she's hardware banned and KOS from Linden Lab, all because of Misty Putzo.

Return Of The Worm

Somehow Queenbishes has managed to worm her way back into Zarco's life.  Surprising after the fake baby incident.  I think Zarco just keeps her around because he misses his mom.

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Fameshed Re-Delivery Crap

[07:37] Dreams Emerald: hey i am having to get redeliveries
[07:39] Dreams Emerald: is there an admin here?
[07:39] Dreams Emerald: i crashed there
[07:40] Dreams Emerald: and i have half the crap i bought
[07:40] Dreams Emerald: so annoying
[07:40] Kiddo Oh: It's so rewarding to read you guys call our items crap, it really is
[07:42] Dreams Emerald: i wouldn't take it personally - i literally didn't mean it was "crap"
[07:43] Elvi Hartley (elviramidnight): Okay, I am sorry but as much as I want to let chat stay open. I am no longer allowing it. It has been abused. I will not tolerate people slamming the event or the designers. Thanks all.
[07:43] Elvi Hartley (elviramidnight): Chat is now closed as of today.
[07:44] Lucy Luscious (aubreyshadows1): wtg
[07:44] Dreams Emerald: LOOOL

Group Chat
Wed, May 03 2017 7:46:43 AM PDT

Due to people not willing to play nice and are willing to slam people, designers and the event the group chat is permanently closed. We all can't have nice things and we wanted to do a nice thing for you all to enjoy the event together.

I am just sorry it couldn't have been used that way.

Things Leon Lush Should Know

1) Britbong's dox aren't even on his fucking ED page.  Check it out for yourself

2) Britbong doxes all his enemies.  He's been passing Mr Noob's dox around like a campaign flyer.  He's probably working on doxing Leon as we speak.  The good news is: Britbong rarely leaves his bedroom so Leon is in no real danger.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Youtube's Biggest Live Stream Ever

Actually, don't watch it.  She's creepy as fuck!

Britbong Still Losing His Mind

As part of his latest emotional Breakdown, Britbong has been filing a number of false reports on alt accounts against Empty Hero's youtube channel, managing to take down a song Empty Hero wrote almost five years ago about how Short Britbong is.

Since Britbong can't take the heat, I guess, I've added the song as a sidebar to my blog where it will receive some 300 to 500 views a day until I take it down.

Like The Bad Guys, Empty Hero had zero to do with Britbong's channel problems, but, unable to reach the person who actually is causing the problem, Britbong is lashing out at anyone he can.

Monday, May 1, 2017

Corwin's Message to Illegal Immigrants

Lidiyan: suck my trinitrotoluene, muslim scum, I'll be watching nascar for decades to come after you're dead and gone, muslim scum

Franziska Bosatsu is Highly Suspect

Is a 50+ German man who has dozens of alternate Secondlife accounts, all little girls

He's created a Harry Potter roleplay sim to attract similar people

Known Alts: denis Bellios

Most Of The People Who Made A Living On Youtube Last Year

are now looking for more normal work this year.

What changed?

Advertisers began to look at where their ads were actually being placed and gave out a massive "fuck this!" and left.

The thing people seem to forget is that YouTube doesn't serve the people who upload the videos.  Those people are incidental.  They don't serve the audience either, although they're part of the equation.

YouTube serves the advertisers.  It's virtually their only source of revenue.

When Google bought YouTube over ten years ago, it was losing so much money, people wondered if YouTube wouldn't bankrupt Google.  Google had a plan to monetize it though, using their ad-sense program, and for a while it worked.

The basic flaw with YouTube is that, if you provide a platform where anyone can upload almost anything they want, then 99% of it will be horse-shit, and that's what YouTube became.  Advertisers went along with it because it was new and exciting and lots of people were looking at videos, but eventually they began to take a look at what they were actually advertising on and realized this just couldn't go on and pulled out.

Now, just like generations of television and radio producers before them, the producers of YouTube videos are realizing they have to please their advertisers in order to exist and that is going to change everything.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Second Life: Crazy Girlfriend Pt. 4 (Trolling)

Top Ten Secondlife Troll Youtubers

Everybody has their own favorites, so don't count my list as anything "official" or "important"   My main goal is to provide links to some channels you might not know about.

Before I begin, there are two people I have to omit from consideration.  The first is Charlie Winsmore.  Charlie invented the genre so it's not really fair to compare him to the others.  Charlie was the original and everyone who came after him is in his shadow.

The other person I have to leave out of the list is Britbong.  Pretty much everybody on the list are friends except for Britbong, he's started drama with literally everybody else on the list for no fucking reason and no matter where I put him on the list he's going to complain so he doesn't get to play..

Honerable Mentions

GeneralMinus: One of the earliest people to jump on the Troll Video Train, General Minus quit making videos about 3 years ago.  I collaborated with him on a couple videos.  He's really good at voices.

Ripahar:  Ripahar probably thinks I hate him, but he's actually pretty funny.  He's just getting started so lets see what develops.

Vinesauce: Vinny only made a few SL Videos before moving on to much better things, but they're worth looking at.

Short Stack:  Short Stack has a real talent for voices.

Prussian Prince:

Beast Lions:


10) Cleptar: Cleptar hasn't made many videos yet, but he has a lot of potential.

9) Argyle Alligator: Secondlife is only part of Argyle's repertoire but they're really worth it.

8) Violets Finest: Making his channel before the downfall of the Violet Sim, Derek (not to be confused with Derrick) has an amazing ability to find the most interesting "victims"

7) Scandinavian Prince: Funny as hell oh his own, lately 6Ted9 has been doing some amazing collaborations.

6) DanielFromSL: Despite his name, Daniel only made a few SL videos before moving on to other games, then off to other universes entirely. Technically, in terms of views, he's the most successful SL video maker after Vinesauce.

5) The Bad Guys: The bad guys make videos an homage to other cinema, which alone makes their work worth watching.

4) Lavender Storydel: Story gets the most amazing reactions out of people just by being polite.

3) Derrick: Not only is Derrick one of the funniest, he's also one of the nicest. His humor is amazingly random, like calling a Chinese restaurant in the middle of trolling some old lady.

2) Oliver Sargent: For me personally, Oliver has the best timing and is the funniest of the bunch. If he made more videos he'd be number one.

1) Splinter and Chris: These lads are brilliant. They manage to be amazingly funny without ever saying a word.  Don't expect the regular home invasions from Chris and Splinter.  They go down another road.

The Main Thing Kraven Titanium Has To Remember

Is that Executioner fucked his girlfriend and she said Kraven beat her.

[03:35] MrSMITH99: kandie told me that kraven psychologically breaks her down
[03:35] MrSMITH99: and thats he slaps her around

Friday, April 28, 2017

How To Get A Bento Head

14:04] Dreams Emerald: yes they do! i love aubrey but i'm not buying her a catwa head...
[14:04] Cheyonce' Troles (cheche143.gothly): buy that bitch a catfish head
[21:45]  .αuвяєу.  (aubreyxx): [20:20] Second Life: Dreams Emerald  paid you L$5000.

Second Life: Ted Life "Fire What?" (Trolling)

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Bugsy's Interview To Work For Linden Lab

[11:33] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): 17] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): hey r u guys hiring
[11:17] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): i'm it major
[11:17] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): i can work from home
[11:17] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): or relocate
[11:17] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): to San Fran
[11:19] Governance18 Linden: You are welcome to submit your resume
[11:19] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): can u give me link pls
[11:20] Governance18 Linden: Lindenlab.com
[11:20] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): ty will do
[11:20] Second Life: You have offered friendship to Governance18 Linden
[11:27] Bugsy (xxmaxpaynexx): i work for apple now from home so i should be ok
[11:27] Governance18 Linden: (busy response): This resident has turned on 'Do Not Disturb' and will see your message later.

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Second Life Trolling: Mad Fat Furs

Second Life: Ted Life "Babys Babys Babys" (Trolling)

Seleukos Is Strawberry

Help Island Crasher Is daniel2046.munster

Help Island Crasher Is daniel2046.munster

Executioner isn't as stupid as he seems

[00:33]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): dude, really?
[00:33]  SamboJohnson: its that time again
[00:33]  SamboJohnson: :)
[00:33]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): if you crash, you're crashing me
[00:34]  SamboJohnson: ill make a deal with you
[00:34]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): which leaves me no choice
[00:34]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): depends what the deal is
[00:37]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): im drinking jack daniels and honey, it's my new drink
[00:37]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): with coke
[00:37]  SamboJohnson: if i give you one crasher would you report him lol
[00:37]  SamboJohnson: and get rid of his account
[00:37]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): if i what?
[00:38]  SamboJohnson: if you get your friends to report him
[00:38]  SamboJohnson: also
[00:38]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): for what reason?
[00:38]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): do you mean, someone else who crashes here?
[00:39]  SamboJohnson: daniel2046.munster he does most of the work
[00:40]  SamboJohnson: yup he does and he does it from the center of help island
[00:40]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): a script crasher?
[00:40]  SamboJohnson: yup
[00:40]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i think LL deleted just about all of those
[00:41]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): the only crashing lately has been you
[00:41]  SamboJohnson: he still has one that he made on that account
[00:41]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): does he have a main account i would know him by?
[00:41]  SamboJohnson: that is his main account
[00:42]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ah ok
[00:42]  SamboJohnson: daniel2046.munster
[00:42]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): well, if he turns up and starts crashing, then i'll know it's him and report him
[00:42]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): thanks
[00:43]  SamboJohnson: cause then i can move on to other things
[00:43]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): yeh exactly and i don't have to report you every time you come here
[00:44]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i'll report him instead
[00:44]  SamboJohnson: lol
[00:44]  SamboJohnson: but you have to be sharp to spot him
[00:44]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ive already typed his name in my notecard list
[00:45]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): if you leave us alone, i will report him every time he comes and crashes us
[00:45]  SamboJohnson: yeah he crashes other sims too all info hubs
[00:45]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): figures
[00:46]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i don't care about other sims but the info is helpful
[00:46]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours
[00:46]  SamboJohnson: he usually does it from 10 pm sl time to 2 am sl time
[00:47]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): and i'll leave you alone and not report you if you leave HIP alone
[00:47]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ok good
[00:47]  SamboJohnson: but you have to get rid of him
[00:48]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): does he crash korea, violet, ahern, arapaima, nelsonia, etc?
[00:48]  SamboJohnson: yes and he does it with his alt avatars that are all kinds of ages
[00:48]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): it's not boyd or harrison is it?
[00:49]  SamboJohnson: no not them
[00:49]  SamboJohnson: hes a young guy
[00:49]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): does he work for either of them?
[00:49]  SamboJohnson: no he hangs out with young trolls
[00:49]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): so boyd and harrison just blame each other for crashing but neither of them are the crashers?
[00:50]  SamboJohnson: yup they couldnt crash a bag of potatoe chips
[00:50]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): because everyone thinks it's one of them
[00:50]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): haha
[00:50]  SamboJohnson: i know who the players are lol

[01:06]  SamboJohnson: daniel is your guy
[01:06]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): you're probably right that they couldn't crash
[01:06]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ok
[01:06]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ive got his name and i know what time he comes on
[01:06]  SamboJohnson: i never seen boyd crash a sim lol
[01:07]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): if you stop crashing HIP i won't report you
[01:07]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): and i'll report daniel
[01:07]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): how do i prove he is using a script crasher?
[01:08]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): it's easy with prim crashing because there is physical evidence but with scripts it's harder
[01:08]  SamboJohnson: he shows up on the sim and he crashes it when im on he does it instanly lmfao
[01:08]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): yeah as soon as he walks into a script enabled parcel
[01:09]  SamboJohnson: LL can go through  his account and see what he has :)
[01:09]  SamboJohnson: they can do that you know
[01:09]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): they would find alot?
[01:10]  SamboJohnson: and he gives all his alts from that main account also
[01:11]  SamboJohnson: thats like a treasure trove of files
[01:11]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): awesome
[01:11]  SamboJohnson: and i know i can drive him out, he really hates me lol
[01:11]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): why does he hate you?
[01:12]  SamboJohnson: because i make him feel like a piss ant :)
[01:12]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): lol
[01:12]  SamboJohnson: :)
[01:12]  SamboJohnson: people dont like to be put down when they think they are on a power trip
[01:13]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): yeh
[01:13]  SamboJohnson: and he cant stand when i talk to girls in sl in the info hubs
[01:14]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ah jealousy, that's common
[01:14]  SamboJohnson: because im a systems admin and he flips burgers
[01:14]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): interesting, i think Harrison works for McDonalds now too lol
[01:14]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i wouldn't buy a cheezeburger off Harrison, it would be fucked up
[01:15]  SamboJohnson: brb
[01:15]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): 'extra jizz'
[01:15]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ok
[01:25]  SamboJohnson: im back
[01:26]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): wb
[01:26]  SamboJohnson: thanks
[01:26]  SamboJohnson: so the way i can get this guy to come out is in nelsonia
[01:27]  SamboJohnson: because thats where i hang out and he knows it
[01:27]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i don't go to nelsonia and it's not really my concern, my only concern is protecting help island
[01:28]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): why don't you report him yourself in nelsonia and watch him lose his main account?
[01:28]  SamboJohnson: lol because these accounts are throw aways
[01:28]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i mean if he has that much crasher gear in his account and LL find it, he's fucked
[01:29]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): right
[01:29]  SamboJohnson: yup
[01:29]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i see
[01:29]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i can put that in the report, to look in his related alts linked to his IP
[01:29]  SamboJohnson: yeah
[01:30]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): he might lose all his alts if LL do the right thing
[01:30]  SamboJohnson: lets hope he doesnt know how to rotate his ip ever 6 hours like i do lol
[01:31]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): well, i think you'll be fine
[01:31]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): keep me informed
[01:31]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): if i see daniel come here, i'll know what to do
[01:31]  SamboJohnson: umm
[01:32]  SamboJohnson: if i hang out here hell show up more
[01:32]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): probably
[01:33]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i don't want him here though
[01:34]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): war with him in nelsonia, if he comes to here, i'll let regulars here know it's daniel crashing
[01:34]  SamboJohnson: lol he follows me around like a little puppy
[01:35]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): we have a deal, but don't bring your war with him here. keep it in the safe hubs
[01:35]  SamboJohnson: so i told him ill fill up the sim with bots and he can war with them lmfao
[01:35]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): if he comes here and starts crashing i'll report him
[01:36]  SamboJohnson: well i can come here all i want its a free country
[01:36]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): yes you can
[01:36]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): just stop crashing us
[01:37]  SamboJohnson: and if he crashes then you will know
[01:37]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i'll know if it's scripts and not prims
[01:38]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): then i'll know it's him and not you
[01:39]  SamboJohnson: well theoretically because you only seem me crash one way lol
[01:39]  SamboJohnson: but
[01:39]  SamboJohnson: if he follows me here
[01:39]  SamboJohnson: i will not crash with scripts or any other method
[01:40]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i know the difference between prim and script crashes. it's totally different
[01:40]  SamboJohnson: scripts are weak and the sim goes fast :)
[01:42]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): the application is different too, like daniel can rez into the platform and walk into a script enabled area and it crashes instantly. although stupidly he ends up crashing himself too. for you it's different, you have to sit on an adjacent sim and move prims over the border to help island and overload the prim capacity
[01:42]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): and you don't crash yourself
[01:43]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): it achieves the same result
[01:43]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): but you don't crash
[01:43]  SamboJohnson: there are other ways also :)
[01:44]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): well, you could sit in the sandbox too and fly up
[01:45]  SamboJohnson: lol
[01:45]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): well, i don't want to sit here for another two hours like yesterday, i might go back
[01:45]  SamboJohnson: i want him to do what he does , crash people
[01:46]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): keep me informed, we can work together to get daniel banned
[01:46]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): yeah his main account name is helpful, thanks
[01:46]  SamboJohnson: yeah im gonna hand out in help island lol
[01:46]  SamboJohnson: hang
[01:46]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): you should
[01:47]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): just don't crash us ok lol
[01:47]  SamboJohnson: he is all pissed off now because i blew up his spot
[01:47]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i don't want to report you too
[01:47]  SamboJohnson: so he is exposed now
[01:47]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): yup
[01:48]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): his main account is dead
[01:48]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): little fucker
[01:48]  SamboJohnson: well like i told you in the beginning, these are throw away accounts :)
[01:48]  SamboJohnson: they are meaningless
[01:49]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): that's ok
[01:49]  SamboJohnson: but if you want to get whose been fucking with you guys for the past 8 months there he is lol
[01:49]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i can say in the reports, 'i suspect', or 'i have a tip-off that'
[01:49]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): 'his main account is danielxxxx'
[01:50]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): and i won't report you as long as you stop crashing us
[01:50]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): i want to get this little fuck
[01:50]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): banned once and for all
[01:51]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): and then i might win a nobel peace prize
[01:51]  SamboJohnson: yup sounds good
[01:52]  SamboJohnson: :)
[01:52]  Pixeralla (pixie.khitan): ok im going back, see you around :)
[01:52]  SamboJohnson: yeah ill go there too lol
[02:13]  SamboJohnson: one of his alts that he is on now is Keep Calm It's Me Todd Kraines

The California Roll Was Invented in Canada

Get Your Bento Rigged Penis Here

Monday, April 24, 2017

EmptyHero vs Precious

Faisx Hυηтєя (faisx) King of The Elite Vampire Roleplay Family Caught in Bed With Imaginary Children

CultChief Visits The Vampire King At The Wrong Moment

Killing Faith Prepares To Take A Selfie

This isn't really Killing Faith It's Eevie
Killing Faith is naturally beautiful and she didn't threaten me if I didn't say this and stop saying that Bugsy saw her naked.

Tristina Looks Good In A Mustache

Ellen Frog Over The Edge

Despondent about losing her Real Life Job, Ellen Frog is raising funds in Secondlife to open a school role-play homestead sim in Secondlife.

How Twitch Intends To Educate You Heathens

Following their success with Bob Ross, Twitch introduces Carl Sagan's Cosmos


Dead for 20 years, Sagan first stream drew approximately seven times as many people as anything Britbong ever did.

Project Sansar Open Alpha Moved Back (Again)

First announced for the Fall of 2015, then Winter of 2016 then Spring of 2017, open Alpha of Project Sansar is now slated for Summer 2017

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Canadian Singer Does Her Best To Interpret Peppy Latin Song Written By Lebanese Girl

Bad Guys Not So Bad After All

For over a week now Britbongreturns has been making a big stink accusing TheBadGuys for disabling his channel for over a month.  I'd like to make two points about that:

1) There's not a shred of proof that TheBadGuys or any other SL youtuber was involved in taking down Britbong's channel, not even a hint.

2) Britbong actually knows who actually took down his channel because they used to be friends and he's spent a month doxing him at every possible opportunity.

This really is getting ridiculous.  I'm sure it's very frustrating to deal with the issues Britbong has had with his channel, but accusing people who weren't even remotely involved probably illustrates the kind of character flaws that got it taken down in the first place.

Strange Phenomenon:
Since Britbong hasn't been able to use his main account to stream or upload videos he converted one of his alternate accounts, changing its name to Brit Bong.  He forgot that he'd used that account to make comments on thousands of videos pretending not to be Britbong, all of which have now had their name tag changed literally to "Brit Bong"

Pretty famous for using Sock Puppet accounts already, there's now pretty solid proof that Britbong has been using alt accounts to follow himself and comment on other people's videos, pretending to be someone else.

Ok This Is Pretty Funny But...

Bill Clinton's tweet to Trump made news all over the world and it is pretty damn funny, but, uh, why does he have a giant praying mantis statue fountain?

Player Unknown In Steam Top Ten Twice

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Linden Lab Releases First Video Of Project Sansar

Ahern.. We Always Come Back (Part 2) { Director's Cut }

Harrison Lies About Performing

Friday afternoon Harrison said he had a gig and wouldn't be on Secondlife Friday Night

He was on Secondlife Friday Night

Saturday Afternoon Harrison said he had a gig and would go camping after and wouldn't be on Secondlife

He was on Secondlife Saturday Night

Tristina Update

I was leaving for CA this week to get MediCal to cover my #transgender reassignment. I can no longer go because my car & belongings were destroyed w/rat piss by a neighbor. I won't be able to get into CA. #VA needs to reform Medicaid #hungerstrike #transgenderRIGHTS #ERA

By the way, my car has been packed for 2 years, because my current residence is furnished. As soon as I announced that I was moving the neighbors put the rat &/or rat piss in my car. They did the same thing when I went to CO last spring to hire a lawyer.

At one point there was a snake in my car; it also appeared right after I left town.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Governance Miss-fires

Recently, Linden Lab banned Lucky Lamede for ageplay and Jillz Darkrose for Orbiting.

Now, Lucky is an annoying little bastard, but "ageplay"??  come on. He's simply the victim of mass reporting and poor governance on the part of Linden Lab

Similarly with Jillz.  Everyone at Help Island orbits people.  Jillz probably did it the least, yet Jillz got banned.  Why?  Because of mass reporting.

There are so many more examples of this, Lunaire Farspire, Owen Aldren, on and on.  I simply cannot respect the decisions the governance team comes to.

Second Life Trolling: The Fishman Home Invasions

Games Banned From Twitch For Sexual Content

Artificial Girl 1, 2, & 3
Artificial Academy 1 & 2
Battle Rape
Cobra Club
Criminal Girls
Dramatical Murder
Genital Jousting
Grezzo 1 & 2
Harem Party
HunieCam Studio
Kamidori Alchemy Meister
Porno Studio Tycoon
Purin to Ohuro
Purino Party
Radiator 2
Rinse and Repeat
Sakura Angels
Sakura Beach 1 & 2
Sakura Dungeon
Sakura Fantasy
Sakura Santa
Sakura Spirit
Sakura Swim Club
Second Life
Suck My Dick or Die!
The Guy Game
The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno
What's under your blanket !?
Witch Trainer
Yandere Simulator

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

How Trolls Took Over Secondlife

In 2013 Vice Magazine published a surprisingly accurate summation of the situation

A decade after its launch, the online virtual world of Second Life (SL) has devolved into a realm where digital avatars engage in furry orgies, fraternize in cities where rape is allowed, and dodge flying penises.
For the most part, the world has forgotten about Second Life. While it’s unlikely that SL avatars will once again grace the cover of business magazines, the eccentric community is experiencing a renewed interest thanks to all-around genius trolls such as YouTube user Charlie Winsmore.
Pretty much everyone who made a Secondlife video afterwards were influenced by the little brown guy and secondlife became known as a place to go and make fun of people rather than pretty much anything else.


Monday, April 17, 2017

The Prophet

Ratcloner was the voice in the wilderness.  He was the prophet.  "SHE is the new one..."

She would know our ways as if she were one of us.  Her name would become a killing word...

Alchemy had become the hand of God, fulfilling the Fremen prophecy. Where there was war, Alchemy would now bring peace. Where there was hatred, Alchemy would bring love. To lead the people to true freedom, and to change the face of Secondlife.

And how can this be? 

For she is the Kwisatz Haderach!

Obscure New Jersey Law Concerning Bestiality

Sex with anyone with an IQ below 60 is actually considered bestiality as they are legally pets.  A warrant has been issued for queenbishes arrest.

Completely Useless Secondlife Invention

Saturday, April 15, 2017

A Little Culture For You Savages

What Did Jesus Do On Saturday?

Jesus died on Friday (for our sins) and returned from the dead on Sunday (Easter), but what did he do on Saturday?

I'll tell you what Jesus did on Saturday, He Kicked Ass on Saturday.  That's what he did.

According to christian tradition, before the death of Christ, all dead people went to hell.  There were parts of hell that weren't so bad where good people were held, but everybody went to hell when they died as a punishment for Adam and Eve's disobedience.

God provided a loop-hole though.  By sacrificing his own Son then Adam and Eve's sin was atoned and dead people didn't have to go to hell anymore, so on Saturday, after his death, Jesus went down into hell, kicked the devil's ass, and liberated all the good people in Hell.

Jesus then lead all the people freed from Hell up to Heaven where he visited with his Dad for a while before returning to earth on Sunday.

Not All Canadians Are Bad

I've been asked to make a post to say that not all Canadians are bad, so here it is.  Not all Canadians are bad

just most of them

especially on Secondlife

Friday, April 14, 2017

The Jedi Were The Problem All Along

Oilbase Admits He Uses His Wife's Account To Have Sex With Men

For a while now, it's been common knowledge at Arapaima that Oilbase uses his wife's secondlife account and photos of his wife to lure stupid men into cyber sex with him.  I never thought he'd admit it like he did recently in his main profile:

For those that say I play as my wife's account. . . what are you afraid of?!  natasharotica and I have been married since you were in diapers so what we do in this life is not your business.  No one is impressed by your "knowledge".  You are afraid of us and our success, or are jealous. Its either one.  And if you think you can scare her or I with your "clan" of fake friends well get over yourself.  Too my friends: lets party!

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Beware The Bambino Crime Family

[22:40] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): :c

[22:41] Sun Wukong (007bjamesb): i need to go to bed. but i was hacked by frankie today. he tryed [sic] to steel [sic] 2000 us dollars. LL put my account on hold . i just got it back a while ago.

[22:41] Sun Wukong (007bjamesb): my SL sucks

[22:42] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): :C
[22:42] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): WHY
[22:42] Valentina ? Greenwood (nymphnymphbaby): Why the hell

Announce From Jon Gully

 jon gully is sorry to smoot on the blog

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

What Happens When You File Multiple Abuse Reports From The Same Location?

In the case of Help Island Public, Social Island (all of them) Violet, and Ahern, the end result is Linden Lab comes in and shuts off voice which kills the place.  The people you filed the abuse reports on make new accounts and are back in moments.

My best advise is: learn to solve your own problems and don't rely on Linden Labs

Worst offenders: 007BJamesB, Treclepie2, Leslie Monroe, Talatha Larnia (now banned herself)  Acidophilus, Ellen Frog, Kerwood Shippe, tendou shiu

Monday, April 10, 2017

Easter Ham

Second Life: 4 The Fans (Trolling)

This Could Have Been Prevented -- RIP Britbongreturns

If Britbong had simply swallowed his pride and paid K11D33r for the arkwork he requested, this wouldn't have happened.

Considering that Killdeer was only charging around $200 for the artwork. this was a fantastically bad business decision on Britbong's part.

Knock Knock, It's Spulb. Ft. Derrick

Finally Some Good News

Linden Lab announced on friday that regions now have increased capacity.  Full regions which used to only hold 100 avatars now can hold 110 avatars!!  (but only if 5 of them are premium members, otherwise it can only hold 105)


Top Ten Reasons Why Acidophilus Should Be Banned

  1. In 7 years he's never contributed a single dollar to the Linden Economy
  2. He encourages macaroni's music
  3. He has over 200 alts (you're only allowed seven)
  4. Impersonation: most of his 200 alts impersonate other users.  Ask about  his 12 MikeC Althouse alts or his 4 Waterfallz alts
  5. He's Canadian
  6. He's cheating on Jillz
  7. He needs to get banned so he'll spend less time on Secondlife
  8. He uses his 200 alts to file fraudulent Abuse Reports
  9. Did I mention he's Canadian?
  10. Acidophilus is solely and directly responsible for having voice shut off at Help Island Public
Verified Acidophilus alts:
Bifi (bifidophilus)
Lexi (alexisricelli)
Linda (lactobaccilus)
Ursüla Uranus (bumwad)
and 190 more
I don't hold Linden Lab or Tommy Linden at fault in any way for what happened at Help Island Public.

The fault lies entirely with the people who couldn't simply Mute Ratcloner and be done with it and chose instead to file dozens of Abuse reports, even using multiple accounts to make the problem seem worse than it was.  Tommy and Linden Lab are basically doing their best to figure out a way to deal with the train-wreck that Help Island became and I don't really know if I could do any better.

Sunday, April 9, 2017

How Acidophilus Got Linden Lab To Shut Off Voice At Help Island

The day started, as it often does, with ratcloner "testing" his GPU crashers at Help Island Public.

Some of the local residents decided they'd had enough!  It was time to DO SOMETHING about Ratcloner!  And, they began each filling in an abuse report on Ratcloner.

This wasn't enough for Acidophilus, though.  He wanted to do something extra to show how powerful he is in Secondlife so Acidophilus logged in several of his dozens of alts to file abuse reports on Ratcloner (and fill the sim so trolls can't get in)

Back at the Battery Street Headquarters of Linden Lab, the diligent governance team notices a remarkable increase in the number of abuse reports coming in from Help Island (an area already known as the source of most abuse reports filed in Secondlife.

Already cranky, and tired of dealing with the cry-babies at Help Island, Tommy Linden (head of the governance team) forgot to check the IP on the abuse reports to see if they were coming from different people, logged into Help Island on his name account rather than his Governance account so people would know he meant business.

Banning Ratcloner's account didn't work!  He was still stuck on voice and began rambling about Tizzers and Rodney Linden.  Frustrated that he didn't solve the problem in front of customers, Tommy decided to show everyone that he is the law here and shut off voice, leaving Help Island Public desolate and deserted ever since.

Moments later Ratcloner showed up at Arapaima on a new account, mumbling about his lady-love Tizzers dressed as Rodney Linden. Acidophilus was full of sound and fury signifying nothing.  His antics got voice shut off at Help Island Public for nothing.  He failed and now all the people who have been going to Help Island Public for years must suffer.

I don't really blame Tommy here.  He handled it much like I probably would have.  The people at help island should have just muted Ratcloner and gone on their merry way and none of this would have happened.

I don't hold Linden Lab or Tommy Linden at fault in any way here.  The fault lies entirely with the people who couldn't simply Mute Ratcloner and be done with it and chose instead to file dozens of Abuse reports, even using multiple accounts to make the problem seem worse than it was.  Tommy and Linden Lab are basically doing their best to figure out a way to deal with the train-wreck that Help Island became and I don't really know if I could do any better.

    What we know about Acidophilus:
  • In his 50's
  • Disabled
  • Unemployed for many years
  • Canadian
  • Has spent all day every day on Secondlife for the past seven years
  • Proudly admits to having over 200 alts
  • Has never bought lindens, choosing instead to dress his many alts in freebies.
  • Dresses several of his alts up as women to use Copybotted dance animations to Macaroni's music (even though most people have him muted)
  • Will forever be remembered as the one responsible for the loss of voice at Help Island Public

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