tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29142024505757002862024-02-20T21:27:55.862-08:00Parktown ProgressMost Of This Is A Joke. Don't Get Bent Out of Shape. If You've Come Looking For Dox Look Elsewhere. We Don't Play That Here.
Read The Comments. They're Often The Best PartEdgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-55847807105357134922023-03-20T11:50:00.000-07:002023-03-20T11:50:32.416-07:00The Last of Britbong<p>Before I knew who Britbong was, I knew there were guys from 4chan coming into SecondLife looking to fuck with him. Their interest in him is what made me look for his videos on youtube. "Another guy copying Esteban" was my estimation of his work then, and it hasn't changed since. Since Esteban appeared in the online version of Wired, a dozen guys had come to make SecondLife videos. Britbong had an English accent. Other than that, he was the same.</p><p>When I finally met him, I figured out why there had been guys following him around and fucking with him since he was seventeen. Britbong overreacted to everything. He had a gigantic chip on his shoulder, and for guys who were bored, it was kind of fun to flick it off and see what he did.</p><p>There were two guys on SecondLife who had autism and had a following of people who found it incredibly entertaining to fuck up their day and see the reaction. One was Britbong, and the other was Ninetales. </p><p>Britbong hated me because I had to be the one to tell him Upraksi was back with Justin, so his anti-fan club soon found me too, and began inviting me when they would fuck with him. Nobody ever really cared about Forever Alone or Ralph Potawn, but it was super clear that he lied about them, and confronting him about these lies made him angry across several social platforms on the internet, so that became a regular thing for them.</p><p>Britbong's ultimate weakness was that other streamers made him insanely jealous, and he couldn't resist attacking them. It proved fatal when Britbong started going after a guy named RussoPlays, who had never heard of Britbong, raiding his channel and slandering him all over. Russo appealed to Keemstar and Youtube for help, and that was the end of Britbong. </p><p>Britbong appealed to CollosalisCrazy to get Keemstar to take his side and get him reinstated on Youtube, but Keemstar said he wasn't big enough to help, and that started the great Britbong/Keemstar war, which ended with Britbong losing everything. Allegations of distributing child pornography ended Britbong forever. No one will touch him now.</p><p>Over time, after consistent begging, Britbogn won his twitch and his Twitter back. It may be too late. Social Blade says his audience is down about eighty percent and still going down. </p><p>I can't say whether what happened to Britbong is fair or not. At every turn, he made the choice that played into the hands of the people who were seeking to ruin his plans. Maybe if he had left Russo alone, maybe if he'd left Keemstar and ColossalisCrazy alone, none of this would have happened, but he did, and so here we are.</p>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-57773981384786447642022-12-15T10:00:00.001-08:002022-12-15T10:00:30.863-08:00Mental Health Days<p>I got up this morning at seven a.m. When I glanced at my computer, I noticed there were several discord messages posted an hour before from g3nn3vi3 complaining loudly about Aubrey. All I could think of was that if that's what you're thinking about at six a.m., then Aubrey isn't your problem. Apparently, her health is too poor to play Ark or Rust, but she'll spend all day and night worrying about Aubrey on Secondlife. </p><p>Samango, for his part, apparently spent all night uploading dozens of videos about Nacho, then got up at the same time as g3nn3vi3, ready to do battle with the same. That's a perfectly normal thing for the father of a small child to do at Christmas. These are the memories that child will have of their father.</p><p>For some people, Secondlife is very bad for their mental health. Harrison was on Secondlife the night he tried to kill his sister. That guy from Missfits was on Secondlife the night he did kill his stepson. Kevin was on SecondLife the night he decided to eat only McDonalds, then eat only air, then drink his own pee the entire time, devising a way to make an AI girlfriend so he would have somebody to talk to when he was on Secondlife. Stefanos and Michellita spent five years calling the police on each other because of Secondlife. Misty Putzo once put his fist through his monitor because Nym kept saying his name over and over on Secondlife. Dreams Emerald pulled a gun on Justin and harasses his mom to this day after her voodoo doll didn't work, all because of Secondlife.</p><p>All I can say is that if Secondlife isn't good for you, then remove it from your life. Don't wait for it to get better. Don't wait until your enemy is vanquished. It's not going to get better. Your enemy is most likely as addicted as you are so they're not going to be vanquished. Linden Lab spent the last six years trying to eliminate the hub community. Maybe they're on to something.</p><p><br /></p>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-43987283339536203142022-11-26T09:01:00.003-08:002022-11-26T09:28:29.319-08:00News From Hell<p> Since I'm not really part of SecondLife anymore, if I end up getting news from Secondlife, it's pretty bad.</p><p>Samango has apparently joined the ranks of losers who have bothered Poppin's family, a company that includes Doggy Lipstick, Jaypee, and Harrison. Sterling creatures all. They have no problem attacking underage family members in their crusade to make their secondlife less miserable. Poppin's problem is that her life isn't fucking horrible, but she hangs out with people whose lives are nearly suicidal bad, and she has the nerve to talk about how her life isn't that bad in front of them. You honestly cannot expect any less from these people. That they cannot behave any better is a big part of why their lives are so horrible. There are reasons Liden Lab tries to rid itself of the hub people, but they literally have nowhere else on the planet to go so they always find a way to cling to some phantom of existence online.</p><p>With his birthday coming up and forty looming large on the horizon, Britbong has decided that if he can't make SecondLife trolling videos, then nobody can, and he's been on a campaign of false reporting everyone else who makes the videos claiming they're why he got banned even though he knows that's a lie. Britbong got banned because he started fucking with Russoplays, who went to Twitter and asked youtube for help. That's it. No other streamers or people from SecondLife were involved. He got banned because he was a dumbass and started fucking with a person not involved in his drama. </p><p>There's really no hope for Britbong. He has pretty severe autism, and the entire small town he lives in knows his father was in jail for being stupid. He'll soon be forty and will have never had a job or a girlfriend that lasted more than two weeks. His career as a youtube is over, and according to social blade, there are fewer people watching his streams every month.</p><p>Secondlife is a dead end and a trap. My best advice is to just avoid it.</p><p>Samango is flipping out in my comments. I really couldn't care less. I suppose he might not survive the holidays, but that's his own fault.</p><p><br /></p>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-73320063021572189732021-12-27T19:46:00.001-08:002021-12-27T19:51:54.186-08:00Finally Quitting Secondlife<p> Back last spring, I came to the realization that most of the people I enjoyed playing Secondlife with no longer played. Some intermittently still came on, but I found myself tuning out SecondLife while playing other games. </p><p>Other than occasionally talking to Justin about music or comics, there were very few people to talk to normally anymore, and it was getting worse. I started thinking about leaving then but resisted because I was stubborn.</p><p>Secondlife became a place where you could log in and hear somebody have a breakdown or watch relationships fall apart in a loud and public way. </p><p>For four or five years now, Secondlife became a weirdly competitive platform where people were unbelievably horrible to each other. My strategy became being more terrible than whoever was awful to my friends. Unfortunately, I got pretty good at that. </p><p>Battling pretty bad people by being worse became how almost everyone played SecondLife. Gone were the avenues for creativity in the world of SecondLife. You could visit some pretty cool builds, but most paled to anything done in Unreal Engine. </p><p>By May, I became pretty determined to dramatically reduce my time on Secondlife; by June, I was logging in once or twice a week, and by July, I was gone. </p><p>It was the right decision. SecondLife makes you petty and mean if you're around it enough. Even if you escape that, you're still going to witness good people suffer and break down, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Honestly, I wish I'd given it up three or four years ago. The things I've witnessed in those years were not pleasant. SecondLife became dominated by miserable people, making me unhappy too. </p><p>I still care about a few people in the game, but I can care about them without being in SecondLife. It's impossible to shield them from the toxicity dominating the game, but it's their choice to be in it. I'm choosing not to. </p>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-25753367509637339632020-10-16T17:32:00.000-07:002020-10-16T17:32:07.523-07:00You People Are Addicts<p>So, my blog has been gone for weeks now and there are still 100 to 200 people a day that check this web address to see if anything has changed.</p><p>I'll spell it out for you...</p><p>Not a goddamn thing has changed...</p><p>The crazy people are still crazy, the angry people are still angry, the lonely people are still lonely and the addicted people are still addcted. Leslie's still in a homeless shelter, Nacho's wearing a dress, Harrison is looking for high school girls, Stefanos is angry and nuts, yadda yadda yadda. Who really cares?</p><p>Secondlife is dying and these people are trapped in a repetitive downward cycle of nothingness.</p><p>If you're curious about the Britbong saga, check Twitter and Youtube. It's heating up but I just don't care because it really is just more of the same. </p><p>Look, if you've been using Secondlife as some sort of real-life reality show, the show's over. It jumped the shark maybe a year and a half ago and now they're just waiting for the contracts to run out. </p>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-29973406071246149082020-09-23T10:33:00.009-07:002020-09-24T13:37:41.643-07:00Where's The Blog?<p>Since disgraced former DJ Stefanos spent weeks reporting my blog trying to get it taken down I thought I'd save him the trouble and shut it down.</p><p>I've been talking with my friends about this for a couple months now, and it's time. Truth be told, it's been a long time since the blog was either fun to write or read. What's left of the community I once wrote about now hangs out a couple dozen at a time in empty fields or roadsides waiting for Linden Lab to turn the voice off there too.</p><p>What we had isn't coming back and writing about the death of our community hasn't been much fun.</p><p>The Britbong thing was fun when we'd say he lied about Ralph Pootawn and he'd get upset, but the shit that happens with him now is gross and shocking and I want no part of it. Maybe discord or law enforcement or somebody can sort it out but I'm just going to watch from a distance.</p><p>I'm told that several people have archives of the blog and plan to re-upload it. Please at least let me know before you do that. Honestly, it's not worth it.</p><p>So, thanks for all the fish guys. Maybe one day I'll come back, but don't hold your breath. </p>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-87902437736203895312020-08-31T18:36:00.003-07:002022-01-28T14:35:50.210-08:00Ten Years Since Operation Harrison Pigface<p> This January, we celebrate the tenth year of Operation Harrison Pigface, the troll that ended the musical career of Harrison Digfoot in Secondlife. </p><p>You can read <a href="https://parktownprogress.blogspot.com/2011/01/most-trolled-person-on-secondlife.html">my original account of the event here</a></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU-0ZRg40_jcRmVQqHdI18gXaXTjJ7-1UToyZ4Ma_vXpNtKg_VTBYqvfPRse72yXvaXR-ettMlW9fTNt7sQCAL66l1DaKvLZtKY3paLW5bi93GSyseBBUSPo6aVWW_SSiC6Sr0XNdc_tWi/s800/Untitled.png" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="465" data-original-width="800" height="190" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU-0ZRg40_jcRmVQqHdI18gXaXTjJ7-1UToyZ4Ma_vXpNtKg_VTBYqvfPRse72yXvaXR-ettMlW9fTNt7sQCAL66l1DaKvLZtKY3paLW5bi93GSyseBBUSPo6aVWW_SSiC6Sr0XNdc_tWi/w328-h190/Untitled.png" width="328" /></a></div><br />I want to say the Chapel organized the troll, but it might have been Celeste. I know I was there, Starr, Jider, Damnright, Chapel, and Nym. As you can tell from the photo there were plenty more. The one guy not in a Harrison Digfoot avatar is Socrates who was too drunk to figure out how.<p></p><p>I can't remember why I didn't mention the girl's screen name in the original article. Maybe she asked me to or something. Either way, I won't here either.</p><p>You'd think after this, Harrison would never bother another high school girl, but sometimes people just don't learn.</p><p>There was a pretty good video of it, but it's long-since gone. I want to say it was on Crunk's channel.</p>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-5219344787966789042018-12-18T16:33:00.002-08:002022-01-28T14:36:31.465-08:00Harrison Can't Make Your Breast Are Happy<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQdT2XI9x3H2UEyTGyQFGxFKMJpL5DKC-0WuxgTyqSWxlYZDrXU2UxnmNTS-xmRgU1CyPyUxujom2kei5kmLIS8RD6WTeFIBJKOEf-vLFMtYImn9_xY5NFtUWCWc0jSwug_7OFKPSAK4qv/s1600/Screenshot_20181218-182352_Discord.jpg"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQdT2XI9x3H2UEyTGyQFGxFKMJpL5DKC-0WuxgTyqSWxlYZDrXU2UxnmNTS-xmRgU1CyPyUxujom2kei5kmLIS8RD6WTeFIBJKOEf-vLFMtYImn9_xY5NFtUWCWc0jSwug_7OFKPSAK4qv/s640/Screenshot_20181218-182352_Discord.jpg" width="360" /></a>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-2054295301189064522018-06-26T17:35:00.001-07:002022-01-28T14:24:32.463-08:00The True History Of The Clown House<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Back in the old days, when Secondlife was still pretty cool, people were very excited about the idea of making 3D objects you could interact with (myself included)<br />
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I hung out at a place called "hanja" which was one of the older info hubs.<br />
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One day, teleports couldn't work in Secondlife, and I was bored, so I tried my hand at making a "skin" for my avatar. I did it by taking a copybot skin and painting a clown face on top of it. I didn't think much of it at the time but it became stupid popular. So much that my friends began making a costume to go with the skin. I ended up stuck wearing that skin for a little over a year because people kept giving me stuff for it.<br />
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One day, in Hanja, some of the other residents thought it might be fun to put on what circus themed things they had and the idea was born to have a Circus Party. I had land, so I offered to host it. I had been building a house on the land to help me learn how to make things in Secondlife, so I copied it and replaced it with the copy. I then began putting clown themed textures on the walls and floors and changed the windows to eyes so that the whole house looked like a face. This was for the party. We had the party, and though she talks about it a lot CheChe143 Gothly was not invited and never saw it. (that might be part of why she was mad) I don't have any photos of the "clown house" but I do have a couple of the pre-party in Hanja.<br />
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The party was fun. I had a cannon that shot people across the sim and other dumb stuff.<br />
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<b>The Clown House itself existed only for that night though and once the party was over, it was put away and replaced by the more normal one, never to be seen again.</b><br />
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So, remember, if you hear people talking about seeing the clown house or anything that happened there, unless they were a hanja insider THEY'RE JUST LYING.<br />
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Two structures I did make that lasted a long time was a 1:1 scale version of the Empire State building, which was so tall most people didn't have their draw distance set high enough to see the top (which was the best part)<br />
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I also made a semi-animated Art Deco Robot based on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, which guarded over the entrance to Blake Sea for many years. It's hard for some people to believe that there was ever anything cool enough about secondlife to be excited about making this for it, but you have to remember this was 12 years ago. Half-Life 2 hadn't even been released yet, and Secondlife was actually cutting edge.<br />
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<br />Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-13669406129789408122017-09-07T08:55:00.001-07:002022-01-28T14:26:06.821-08:00My 3rd (and last) Casino The Day Before Opening<div style="text-align: center;">
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About a year after this last version of Parktown games opened, Linden Lab changed the rules on gambling in on mainland in Secondlife and the whole deal came to an end. It looks kind of like minecraft now, but at the time it was pretty impressive.<br />
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goodlookindude: chipwald i want to make love with y ou slowly then harder<br />
Tessla Koyal (chipwald.zelwald): ew<br />
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<br />Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-20471206319299505202017-03-18T11:58:00.005-07:002022-01-28T14:38:18.249-08:00Why You Should Never Give Your Phone Number To Harrison[11:42:51 AM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: Harrison just put my phone number in local!<br />
[12:51:48 PM] Edgar Button: what's his problem?<br />
[12:52:04 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: i told him to leave constance alone cause she was sick of him harassing her phone<br />
[12:52:10 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: and he got all mad at me and defensive<br />
[12:52:17 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: and I told him he was a piece of shit<br />
[12:52:21 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: so he put it out<br />
[12:53:04 PM] Edgar Button: good lord<br />
[12:53:19 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: yea.....:/<br />
[12:53:29 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥:<br />
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09:37] Collateral Genius (crypticaleyes): no<br />
[09:37] addie Braveheart: by air it out on open chat<br />
[09:37] Collateral Genius (crypticaleyes): harrison is stalking young girls for years man<br />
[09:37] addie Braveheart: i am not stupid<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: if htey had a issue and were scared of harrison<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: like they claim<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: they do it private<br />
<span style="background-color: #f6b26b;">[09:38] JoeCoolio1: ************* (phone number removed)</span><br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: no talk about it on public<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: THEY WANTED DRAMA<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: AND THEY GOT IT<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: cause these bitches bored<br />
[09:38] ßℜℰℰŹĪℰ (breezie.faith): thats uncalled for<br />
[09:38] Oh WOW soooo trendy (gothicnightmares): ~* lol *~<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: if u think we are stupid<br />
[09:38] addie Braveheart: we aren't<br />
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[12:54:42 PM] Edgar Button: wow banned again since last night<br />
[12:56:08 PM] ♥♥♥Dreams♥♥♥: ugh, of course!<br />
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For the record: Harrison was banned a total of Six times yesterday. Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-30478788184931732932016-08-21T17:47:00.002-07:002022-01-28T13:18:34.511-08:00When Marsy Met Harri<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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After six years of trying, Harrison Digfoot finally got a girl from Secondlife to give him a chance in real life. Her trip was planned to be a week, but she only made it 2 and a half days. Here is her honest review of the experience:</div>
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<li>His <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_(housing)">tiny apartment</a> was so filthy the first thing she did was clean it (after she bought cleaning supplies and air freshener)</li>
<li>He couldn't afford to feed her so she bought groceries (and cleaning supplies) and paid for his gas to the store</li>
<li>He was so fat she couldn't reach around him</li>
<li>She verified his penis pictures are the real deal (<a href="http://imgur.com/a/O1H4b">especially the skype jacking one</a>)</li>
<li>He only takes his hat off to sleep</li>
<li>He only has 2 hats which he switches every other day.</li>
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[20:10] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and he knew days in advanced and he said he wasnt sure if i should go cuz he couldnt afford gas<br />
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and he kept telling me he didnt want me to leave.<br />
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: he fucked like it was his first time<br />
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: he had no real motion<br />
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: LOL<br />
[20:12] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and his little dick didnt help<br />
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[06:41] HarriBearr: unblock me daisy i wouldnt put wasabi on ur clit im sorry<br />
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What we learned from this experience:<br />
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<li>Harrison has two people on snap chat. One is Marsy and one is transgender</li>
<li>Harrison lives in section 8 housing</li>
<li>Harrison is unemployed</li>
<li>Harrison doesn't have a television (or plates)</li>
<li>Harrison smells bad (she had to wash her clothes several times when he got home)</li>
<li>Harrison has *no camping gear* of any kind</li>
<li>Harrison's never been to Applebees</li>
<li>It took six years for harrison to finally get a date from Secondlife and he blew it after only four days.</li>
<li>Secondlife Relataionships Can End Without Brash Being Involved</li>
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Even though she had to cut her visit short (because of the smell) and the sex was embarassing, Marsy probably would have been civil about the whole matter and not thrown Harri under the bus had he not bragged about his conquest to try and talk to other girls. She gave him more of a chance than any other woman in years and he blew it in just a few days.<br />
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[16:53] CrumbDrum: I heard ya'll had a fight<br />
[16:53] CrumbDrum: are you ok?<br />
[16:53] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): o yes, im good<br />
[16:53] CrumbDrum: cool<br />
[16:55] CrumbDrum: you'll do better next time<br />
[16:55] CrumbDrum: some boys are just nuts<br />
[17:05] CrumbDrum: just out of curoisity<br />
[17:05] CrumbDrum: what did you send him on snap chat?<br />
[17:06] CrumbDrum: it seemed to make an impact<br />
[17:07] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): he told me he had an EX gf that he wasnt sure about, and last night he said to everyone else that "i knew he had a RL GF and still flew to see him" and the only thing i asked was if he really had a RL GF? and he didn't reply. so then i just talk shit, and he acts so innocent like u saw him do when i arrived at Korea like he's the victim.<br />
[17:08] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and last night i owned him so hard, he said im glad boyd isnt here to see this<br />
[17:09] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he is overweight, i could barely put my arms around him<br />
[17:09] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he has a small skinny dick<br />
[17:10] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): nothing to brag about like he does<br />
[17:10] CrumbDrum: lol<br />
[17:10] CrumbDrum: he should have been much nicer to you<br />
[17:11] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i get that everyone talks shit to each other, but he disrespected me a lot. and im tired of it<br />
[17:11] CrumbDrum: you'll find somebody that's nice to you<br />
[17:11] CrumbDrum: I"m sure of it<br />
[17:12] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i told asked why are you nicer than he is, and he just ignored it<br />
[17:13] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i heard of the stories when i got to violet, but i never knew they were so true. but i learned, and now im smarter about it<br />
[17:13] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): about harri and his gfs<br />
[17:14] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he doesnt give a shit<br />
[17:14] CrumbDrum: lol yup<br />
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): im not losing much. he lives in a dirty one bedroom apartment, like dirty as hell.<br />
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i got him groceries and paid his gas<br />
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i bought a few cleaning utilities to freshen up the place<br />
[17:15] CrumbDrum: that was really sweet<br />
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): lol<br />
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Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-54707360844824251882016-05-08T20:17:00.001-07:002021-03-03T17:43:33.216-08:00HarriHoudinii: dont be mad im attracted toi u[2014/05/04 00:41:27] HarriHoudinii: well i want to have a bbay with u<br />
[2014/05/04 00:41:30] HarriHoudinii: like for real<br />
[2014/05/04 00:41:34] sαyυяı (fearlezz): >.><br />
[2014/05/04 00:41:42] sαyυяı (fearlezz): i'm really not ready for a relationship<br />
[2014/05/04 00:41:58] sαyυяı (fearlezz): I like being on my own<br />
[2014/05/04 00:42:09] HarriHoudinii: but can i still love u<br />
[2014/05/04 00:42:19] sαyυяı (fearlezz): yeah o.o<br />
[2014/05/04 00:42:28] HarriHoudinii: can i like make out with u somtimes<br />
[2014/05/04 00:42:34] sαyυяı (fearlezz): >.> nuh<br />
[2014/05/04 00:42:41] HarriHoudinii: aw man that stinks<br />
[2014/05/04 00:42:42] HarriHoudinii: lol<br />
[2014/05/04 00:42:56] HarriHoudinii: well i do love u<br />
[2014/05/04 00:43:13] HarriHoudinii: i do wish i could wrap ur legs around my head but<br />
[2014/05/04 00:43:17] HarriHoudinii: we all have wishes lol<br />
[2014/05/04 00:51:55] HarriHoudinii: dont be mad im attracted toi u<br />
[2014/05/04 00:52:20] HarriHoudinii: from what i hear u flirt with people to so i thought i would<br />
[2014/05/04 00:56:14] sαyυяı (fearlezz): Oh? And who ways this.<br />
[2014/05/04 00:56:18] sαyυяı (fearlezz): says*<br />
[2014/05/04 00:56:30] sαyυяı (fearlezz): w/e you say brah<br />
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Things to Come:Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-24008445860138978062010-10-04T23:04:00.001-07:002022-01-28T14:25:16.394-08:00Parktown Zoo on CNN WebsiteI was shocked! Thanks so much <a class="ir-username-link ir-username-badge ir-username-badge-superstar" href="http://ireport.cnn.com/people/JaneyBracken" title="Click to view JaneyBracken's profile">JaneyBracken</a> <br />
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<b style="color: #93c47d;">Owner: </b><span style="color: black;">Sera Lok </span><b style="color: #93c47d;"><br />
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<b style="color: #93c47d;">Description:</b> A little place by my first little place in SL ever, and close to the welcome center i spent a lot of time at awhile back. some freebies, and randomness.<br />
<b style="color: #93c47d;">SLUR:</b> <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shiot/4/45/122">http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shiot/4/45/122 </a><br />
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<b style="color: #93c47d;">Description:</b> Furniture clothing clothes shirts tables beds couches couch table bed kitchen bedroom fan dresser cabinets chair chairs living room home decor office rug lamp mirror low prim linden home<br />
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<b style="color: #93c47d;">Owner: </b><span style="color: black;"><b>Sabre Parabola</b></span><b style="color: #93c47d;"><br />
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<b style="color: #93c47d;">Description:</b> Modern, contemporary and abstract art for your home. Nothing over 100L. Stop by my store and have a look around. New pieces added often. Art, Wall Decor, Scenery, Decoration, Modern, Abstract, Contemporary, Pop Art, Paintings, Sculpture, Photographs, <br />
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<b style="color: #93c47d;">Name:</b> <b>Cilabel!</b><br />
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<blockquote>I am representing Hanja a lovely welcome area in SecondLife.<br />
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There has recently been a vacancy for our resident Nero who is sadly missing in action.<br />
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We would like to invite any interested parties who would care to replace please send there CV to Jasmine Hancroft.<br />
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In order to be considered for the post of resident Nero of Hanja you must meet the following criteria:<br />
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1. You must have a distinctive accent - Scottish is preferable but not essential<br />
2. You must be opinionated.<br />
3. Red hair is essential - non negotiable<br />
4. Must be married or living with someone in real life<br />
5. You must have children in real life<br />
6. Must have charisma<br />
7. Must not be afraid to express himself<br />
8. Must be a gambler<br />
9. Must be able to sing in tune<br />
10. Must love Neslon Mandella<br />
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Kind Regards,<br />
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Jasmine Hancroft resident Hanja hanger outer</blockquote>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-34835335282505419742010-08-09T02:33:00.000-07:002022-01-28T14:33:03.277-08:00Hanja Welcome CenterThe Hanja Welcome center rests in the center of the Jeogeot continent.<br />
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It comprises the intersection of four sims including: Gukyeol, Hangeul, Hanja, and Idu<br />
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The four corners design allows the Hanja welcome center to hold up to one hundred sixty avatars.<br />
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Hanja is the Korean name for Chinese characters. It refers to those Chinese characters borrowed from Chinese and incorporated into the Korean language with Korean pronunciation. <br />
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Hangul, is the native alphabet of the Korean language. It was created in the mid-fifteenth century, and is now the official script of both North and South Korea. <br />
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Gukyeol and Idu are archaic writing systems that represents the Korean language using hanja.<br />
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<a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hanja/228/228/108/?&title=Hanja">http://slurl.com/secondlife/Hanja/228/228/108/?&title=Hanja</a><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"></span><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://parktownprogress.blogspot.com/2010/08/what-is-joegeot.html">Guide to Jeogeot</a></b></span></div>Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2914202450575700286.post-66998249542063699472010-07-28T00:27:00.000-07:002022-01-28T14:33:19.965-08:00Robot Waiter<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlU_2Asoi9AvS-VUChgIYBRF313uA0vm1Ac5lXSbBVcMCgT-YUUpUzkeyK7e6P6O1ZD4YvmYm07bujApzEs9mKOIL6LtGOxZmPfihuvHd-t2Kn054_aN6rwWOiLwe_UwZyfZy7JvAPH_I9/s1600/Snapshot_002.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlU_2Asoi9AvS-VUChgIYBRF313uA0vm1Ac5lXSbBVcMCgT-YUUpUzkeyK7e6P6O1ZD4YvmYm07bujApzEs9mKOIL6LtGOxZmPfihuvHd-t2Kn054_aN6rwWOiLwe_UwZyfZy7JvAPH_I9/s320/Snapshot_002.png" width="320" /></a></div>You can't get good help anymore so I bought t his Robot Waiter for the Hanja Hangout. It cost only $L75 from D-Lab. You can get your own here: <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/6pi/70/187/257">http://slurl.com/secondlife/6pi/70/187/257</a><br />
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He's the coolest little guy. He walks around with a tray of champaigne. Click on the tray to get a glass. You can see him at the Hanja Hangout. <a href="http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shiot/74/47/107">http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shiot/74/47/107</a><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dozens of Robot Waiters Attack Maybe at Hobo Island</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Boyd Doghouse and Dr Mortimer Hoof install the X-47-SL<br />
device on the border between Hanja and Parktown.</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</tbody></table>A combination device developed by Dr. Mortimer Hoof (using alien Gurbux technology), the X-47-SL listens to, orbits, and if necessary kills avatars.<br />
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<b>Listener: </b><br />
With an effective range of 9,000 meters, the X-47-SL not only listens to and records all private and local chat communications on SecondLife, it also picks up all communications sent by MSN, Yahoo, AIM, Skype (including video conferences), Tiny Chat, Facebook and Email.<br />
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<b>Orbiter:</b><br />
With special attention to the ever-present threat of invasion by drunken Scotsmen, the X-47-SL can orbit any drunken limey to a height of 11,000 meters almost instantly. Benevolent Scottish person, Jasmine Hancroft agreed to get drunk just so we could test this function of the weapon.<br />
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<b>Alt-Detection:</b><br />
Although Linden Labs allows users of SecondLife to have up to five alternate accounts per household, Parktown Officials considers this a particular threat and designed the X-47-SL to detect all alts ever used by a SecondLife avatar, as well as picking up any accounts or screen names they might use on WoW, EVE, IMVU and Steam.<br />
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<b>Armageddon:</b><br />
In the unlikely event that all else fails, the X-47-SL can guarantee the security of Parktown Residents by detonation (as a final option) killing all avatars in a 29,000 meter radius. We have made arrangements with the Lindens to test the detonation option next month, with test sights in Ahern and Waterhead.<br />
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The device is programmed to begin playing music by Swedish Supergroup Abba 30 seconds before detonation, so if you hear Abba in SecondLife, RUN LIKE HELL!Edgar Buttonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04682884126254114076noreply@blogger.com12