Don't Worry Britbong, JMAA Will Save You

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JMAA Upset Britbong Was Banned

For my boy @russotalks

A post shared by JMAA TV (@jmaamusic) on Aug 30, 2017 at 1:29pm PDT

RIP Britbongreturns

From what I can tell, Britbong was BTFO by a guy who makes Roblox videos for kids.  Apparently Britbong was harassing him for weeks (as he does) so the Roblox guy summoned a fucking army to pretty much wipe everything in Britbong's life.

Even Keemstar got involved

His own network abandoned him

I'm sure Britbong will try to spin this so it looks like he's the victim here, but his network investigated it and chose to immediately drop him without warning, then YouTube investigated it and, even though he had no strikes, chose to not only delete his main channel but every other account he had with YouTube.

Britbong was constantly attacking other YouTubers and other people in his network.  Once his videos were demonetized and he was no longer making any profit for YouTube or his network, dumping him was just good business.  

Improvements To Secondlife

With the lack-luster launch of Project Sansar, Linden Lab announced Tuesday several planned improvements to their main product: Secondlife.

Improvements include:

• Cloud based sim hosting
• Non player animation system
• More Windlight customization
• Grid-wide game experiences (??)

Eevie is RL Hot

[00:14] εεvιε вσσ sαкαι  (eevielyn): my dick is better looking than socrates

Starter Packs

Just When You Thought Things Couldn't Get Any Worse

Floating fire-ant colonies make even walking in the Houston floodwaters dangerous.

The Last Words Of Dreams Emerald

Former World's Greatest Youtuber Attacks ColossalisCrazy

Invasion of the Short Legged Midgets

Game Of Thrones | Michael Jackson Thriller Dance + White Walkers GOT VEV...

EmptyHero vs Second Life Vol 1

Harrison Harasses Chipwald

goodlookindude: chipwald i want to make love with y ou slowly then harder
Tessla Koyal (chipwald.zelwald): ew

вeaυтy (euthymic) Partnership Poll

ARK: Survival Evolved Official Launch Trailer!

This is the first time I've been with a game all the way from Beta to Official Launch.  It's been a super fun ride guys!

Franks Jazz Club Uses Twitter To Ask For Help

ANTIFA Steps Up Their Game

Anti-Trump forces craft a 20-foot tall inflatable effigy of Donald Trump dressed as a Klansman to meet him at his hastily arranged Phoenix rally.

"Junkertown: The Plan" | Overwatch

TessaBrooks Has Her Accounts Back

Fans say they prefer the snail army version of Tessa.

John Scarce calls the Secondlife videos posted to her account "hilarious"

They tell me Britbong tried to blame Lavender Storydel for the hacking on twitter but I can't find it on his twitter.  It's *very* unlikely she was involved.

World's Greatest Youtuber Has Mental Health Issues

New Green Lantern Costume

Antifa Rally

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a blunt message for Nazis

As an Austrian, Schwarzenegger has a unique and specific perspective on this issue.

Lavender Storydel Vs Wolf Cop

Griefer City | Second Life

Epsalon Panda (Dfuse) Gets Banned From Palihub

 

[19/08/2017 01:36:28] yurii xx: I needed to find a new daddy
[19/08/2017 01:36:38] Matt Hudson: ed claims he dissed u and u got mad at him
[19/08/2017 01:36:43] Matt Hudson: and u have a drinking problem
[19/08/2017 01:36:44] yurii xx: I told you I was 21 when I was in an adult sim when I first met you
[19/08/2017 01:36:51] yurii xx: I don't drink anymore
[19/08/2017 01:36:56] Matt Hudson: yuri come ehre ill be your new father
[19/08/2017 01:36:56] yurii xx: Also he never dissed me
[19/08/2017 01:37:00] yurii xx: If he did where's the proof

[19/08/2017 01:37:31] It's Ed: ok yurri so you're admitting you lied to me?
[19/08/2017 01:37:38] It's Ed: you should really clear that up with people on sl
[19/08/2017 01:37:50] yurii xx: LOL I told you I was 15 afterwards though
[19/08/2017 01:37:55] yurii xx: Everyone was telling you
[19/08/2017 01:37:57] Keyboard Karate: lol @ matt being a creeper
[19/08/2017 01:38:00] yurii xx: You decided not to believe it?
[19/08/2017 01:38:01] It's Ed: yeah after 6 months. I thought you were joking
[19/08/2017 01:38:10] It's Ed: cause you were mad at me or soemthing
[19/08/2017 01:38:11] yurii xx: I hadn't talked to you for 6 months so
[19/08/2017 01:38:18] yurii xx: No lol I forgot you existed

Washington and Lee

Light Horse Henry Lee
Father Of Robt E Lee
9th Governor of Virgia
Member of US Congress
Eulogist of George Washington
Served Under Washington
Friend of Washington

Today, president Trump equivocated statues of Robert E Lee to statues of George Washington.

Indeed, there are many similarities between these two men.  Both were Virginians.  Both were generals.  Both had plantations.  Lee's wife was a blood relative of Washington and his father wrote the famous eulogy of Washington "first in war, first in peace, first in the hearts of his countrymen"

There is one major difference between the two men though.  George Washington led an army to create the United States of America, where Robert E Lee led an army to destroy it.

Make no mistake: had Lee's forces prevailed, there would be no United States of America today.

I still maintain that Lee was a good man, forced by history to make such an enormous and painful choice between his country and his state.  For the sake of reunifying the country, I believe Lee would see his own statues removed.

This tug-of-war over confederate statues and the rights and dignity of non-white Americans would have been very painful to Lee as a man.  Lee thanked his men and ordered them to go home and re-unite the country, not spend the next one hundred and fifty years keeping it separate.

Fashion Blogger Hacked Shouts Out Secondlife Trolls

Last night, Fashion Vlogger Tessa Brooks had most of her social media accounts hacked and several (of the funniest) videos by Derrick, TheBadGuys, Spulb and Ripahar were uploaded to her account.

There doesn't seem to be any indication that any of the channels shouted out were actually involved in the hacking.  Brooks belonged to something called Team10 which had some drama recently and some speculate that it's the people involved in the other side of that drama who did the actual hacking.  Fuck that.  Team10 is annoying as hell and I'm glad they got hacked.

Tessa Brooks On Twitter https://twitter.com/ImTessaBrooks
Tessa Brooks On Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe2ba_7LwQdNK5BKFSLm41Q

Channels Shouted Out
Ripahar  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBwKWOA5oo_vXEHQtCr1SAQ
Spulb https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL7-2xVp48EB1459TDfyofQ
TheBadGuys https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfTdz5R9fPzDfmso3AlBZUA
Derrick https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQVKtCqB5VvvsGN6eYGejLg

CumBoi Ballad

Discord May Monitor The Content Of Your Server

I'm not even sure I disagree with the policy.  They provide free discord servers and ask nothing in return, but keep in mind, they reserve the right to revoke the free servers they provide you and may be monitoring your conversations.

Part of this may be in response to The Daily Stormer using their discord to organize attacks on Heather Hyer's funeral.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/godaddy-pull-plug-daily-stormer-after-article-mocks-charlottesville-victim-n792406

The Other Casualties

Highway Patrolmen, Lieutenant H. Jay Cullen, 48, of Midlothian, Va. and Trooper-Pilot Berke M.M. Bates of Quinton, Va. died when their helicopter crashed in an effort to preserve the peace during the protests.

Omaha Beach Saving Private Ryan

June 6, 1944

10,000 american casualties in one day to begin the push to end the rise of national socialism in Europe.

Second Life - Cuck'Tendie Vice: Return of the Cuck (trolling)

What Robert E Lee Would Say To The Protesters

Headquarters, Army of Northern Virginia, 10th April 1865.
General Order
No. 9
After four years of arduous service marked by unsurpassed courage and fortitude, the Army of Northern Virginia has been compelled to yield to overwhelming numbers and resources.
I need not tell the survivors of so many hard fought battles, who have remained steadfast to the last, that I have consented to the result from no distrust of them.
But feeling that valour and devotion could accomplish nothing that could compensate for the loss that must have attended the continuance of the contest, I have determined to avoid the useless sacrifice of those whose past services have endeared them to their countrymen.
By the terms of the agreement, officers and men can return to their homes and remain until exchanged. You will take with you the satisfaction that proceeds from the consciousness of duty faithfully performed, and I earnestly pray that a merciful God will extend to you his blessing and protection.
With an unceasing admiration of your constancy and devotion to your Country, and a grateful remembrance of your kind and generous consideration for myself, I bid you an affectionate farewell.
— R. E. Lee, General, General Order No. 9

After a cruel and decisive defeat at Appomattox, Lee agreed to meet Grant to discuss terms of surrender.  Grant offered Lee to allow confederate men to return home peacefully with their horses and their guns.  Lee accepted, and issued General Order No. 9

Lee went on to devote the rest of his life to heal the wounds he, himself helped inflict upon this nation.  Abraham Lincoln was in the process of pardoning Lee in recognition of his cooperation in rebuilding the nearly-destroyed country.  After Lincoln's murder, Lee died without a pardon.

From what I've seen on the news, these aren't real white supremacists in Charlotsville.   These are middle-class college kids with tiki-torches they bought at Party City and batter's helmets protecting their $100 haircuts.  One of them got too emotional and committed murder, destroying his own life in the process.  These boys lack leadership (parental or political) and they lack depth.  They would do well to learn more about the man whose statue they're protesting in front of.

This statue was erected in the 20th century not the 19th.  In my opinion, having studied Lee most of my life, he would agree to its peaceful removal. These protests, including the attack by James Alex Fields have done far more dishonor to Lee's memory than removing the statue ever could.

I always hoped that history would remember Lee as a good man who did the best he could in a terrible situation.  I'm afraid after yesterday's events history will remember Lee only as a symbol of hate.

Lee's Advice To the Protesters: GO HOME

What Does He Know?

JMAA World's Greatest Youtuber Uploads New Video But Mutes Himself

https://vid.me/mmlzy

I guess it's on vid.me because he left himself out.  Empty Hero comes in at the end to save the video.

Watch the eclipse With 007BJamesB

How Is This Man Not A Star?

@HalHJordan

Jason21Gay Is A Snitch

[17:09] LopeAbove: why are you a snitch though?
[17:09] ღ ℛußу Ɠℓσяια-нσℓє Ɲєℓѕση ღ (jason21gay): people like to say they have videos of many many things, but when I ask for the video I don't see one ever.
[17:09] ღ ℛußу Ɠℓσяια-нσℓє Ɲєℓѕση ღ (jason21gay): I'm not.
[17:09] ღ ℛußу Ɠℓσяια-нσℓє Ɲєℓѕση ღ (jason21gay): :D
[17:09] LopeAbove: but you are
[17:09] ღ ℛußу Ɠℓσяια-нσℓє Ɲєℓѕση ღ (jason21gay): if someone harasses me I send a ticket in.
[17:10] LopeAbove: ok so you admit it
[17:10] ღ ℛußу Ɠℓσяια-нσℓє Ɲєℓѕση ღ (jason21gay): admit whut?
[17:10] LopeAbove: that's what I was looking for
[17:10] LopeAbove: admit you're a snitch
[17:10] ღ ℛußу Ɠℓσяια-нσℓє Ɲєℓѕση ღ (jason21gay): mhm you got me, yikes!
[17:10] LopeAbove: you know what happens to snitches don't you?

Combustication Isn't Dead Either

So Combustication came back last night.  There was no suicide.  There was no suicide attempt.  There was a drunk loud bitch talking about how she "trolled" everybody though.

DANIELFROMSL IS ALIVE!!

emma

EmptyHeros Life Saving Load [featuring David Razi!]

JMAA EATS THE ONION!

Copy of @HalHJordan

Past Zero Growth

For about two years, Secondlife was in a period of Zero Growth.  That means they're losing about as many people as they're gaining or basically holding their own.

With school starting back, and Sansar cannibalizing their customer base and competition from other products, Secondlife is now entering a period of Negative Growth where they're no longer gaining as many new users as they're losing.

This means, that every person they ban, every person who leaves because they had an unpleasant experience, every person who dies, every person who no longer has time to play secondlife, etc--will not be replaced.  The Secondlife population will just be one person smaller.   If this trend continues long enough, Secondlife will simply cease to exist.

Tristina: A Time Life Collection