Friday, December 27, 2019

Christmas Miracle: CheChe143 Gothly Permanently Banned

Suspended for two weeks on Christmas Eve, the Chrismas spirit returned on boxing day and elevated her status to permanently banned on all accounts.

Thursday, December 26, 2019

CheChe143's Redneck Christmas

The main thing CheChe got for Christmas was a 14-day ban from Linden Lab (which she lied about and said her account was "hidden" somehow)

Hoping to spread the redneck spirit she got on tinychat to show off her Christmas gifts

Her ex got her a makeup brush set (sold at Walmart and imported all the way from China!)

Her daughter got her some slippers (also from Walmart)

Her dad made her some suspect-looking beef jerky.

Some random neighbor got her a half-pint of (recently legal) home-brewed moonshine. You can sell it legally now so long as it meets regular alcohol by volume standards, which kind of defeats the point of getting moonshine in the first place.  It ends up just being shitty homemade vodka.

Her spirits still not lifted she decided to take off her pants and twerk for Addie Braveheart and steal attention from 666lolfun

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Britbong Exposed

So the evidence of Britbong having cam sex with a 17-year-old girl when he was 29 was posted to Twitter today. 

Saturday, November 30, 2019

Lumi Loses Her Shit (Audio)

How To Ruin A Holiday Secondlife Style

There are a few phenomenons that I've only ever seen on Secondlife and never in real life.  One is furries.  I've never seen a real-life furry.

The other is this business of getting banned from family gatherings for beating a female relative.

The first one I heard of was when Harrison got arrested for beating his sister, then Monkeycheese got arrested for beating his mom and now Roman has to spend his holidays alone for beating his sister in front of her illegitimate child.

Now, everybody occasionally gets in arguments with their siblings or parents, but once you get beyond the age of say 10, it's time to stop getting in actual physical altercations with them or you'll end up eating a microwave turkey dinner at your job with the gas station like Harrison did.

Friday, November 29, 2019

Franks Place Closing

SecondLife's oldest music club and most popular destination closed its doors forever this month.

Owner Nancee Sinatra (not their real name) had this to say:
I enter into a new chapter in my life. I have found joy in real life, yes, from a relationship I made here in FEG. Eric and I are now fully together in real life and expect to marry in the coming months. We enter real life with great expectations for the future. It is a future bright in both of our minds and hearts. Because of my desire to fully experience the real life we are creating, we have decided to close FEG in the coming weeks. This has been a difficult decision for all of the reasons expressed above, but it is with a realization that there is only so much time in a day.
FEG’s last official business day will be November 23, 2019. We have en amazing 2 final days planned and hope you can join us as we go out with a “bang”.

Although she insists the closing wasn't financial, earlier this summer she tried to host a GoFundMe to raise enough money to keep the sims going but failed to meet their goal.

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

MrBtfo (Britbongreturns) Resorts to Extortion

In his never-ending battle with other youtubers, MrBtfo filed false DMCA takedown requests on Derrick's channel (also a crime) and then offered to take them away if Derrick paid him $200 (an even more serious crime)

Sunday, November 24, 2019

MrBtfo Invited To Appear on Bloodsports

For some reason, Britbong (MrBtfo) declared war on Derrick and the Bad Guys again, complete with threats to take down their youtube channel.

He claims they "injured" him but refuses to say why.

Ethan Ralph from the Ralph Retort offered to host a debate between MrBtfo and EmptyHero to discuss these issues, but so far he refuses to even answer.

This seems fair.  Ralph doesn't have a side in this fight and should be fair.  If MrBtfo really has been "injured" then he should welcome this opportunity to discuss it. 

Saturday, November 9, 2019

Remember When DrakiAzul Spent a Good Part of his Early 20's in Jail?

Of course, they had to see if he was mentally fit to stand trial first.  I don't know if all furries have a background like this, but a lot do.

Monday, November 4, 2019

DrakiAzul And His Gay Furry Fan Art

Something about his time in prison messed up his sexuality and made him a furry.

DrakiAzu seems to have trouble with math. He's in his early 30's now and this was published: November 12, 2012

Friday, October 25, 2019

Jillz Darkrose Cheats Slick Nirvana

Jillz wanted to buy one of those fancy mesh vaginas, but she only had half the lindens she needed to complete the purchase.  Being a generous sort, Slick Nirvana provided her the other half.

Rather than show her gratitude by letting Slick break in her new hooter hoo, Jillz refused Slick outright saying she was saving her new mesh vagina for 007bJamesB

Friday, October 18, 2019

mademoisellecouture Loves Nacho

As LC's short-lived marriage fails, she tries to find an online guy, only to get ignored, again.  I guess she wants to be Aubrey so bad she made this pathetic attempt.

[2019/10/15 15:32] MademoiselleCouture Resident: hiii
[2019/10/15 15:32] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): aubrey was just in arapaima
[2019/10/15 15:32] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): boyd is yelling about you now
[2019/10/15 15:36] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): nacho i know we are not friends but you deserver better than this
[2019/10/15 15:37] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): i'm really sorry for the way she's been treating you
[2019/10/15 15:38] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): if you ever want to make her mad or get her back here
[2019/10/15 15:38] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): start talking on voice to me
[2019/10/15 15:38] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): and if you need someone to talk to, there are people who are there for you
[2019/10/17 16:25] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): you're so handsome bb
[2019/10/17 16:25] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): don't let aubrey treat you so horribly  <3 p="">[2019/10/17 16:25] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): i'm here for you if you need to talk
[2019/10/17 16:26] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): <33 aubrey="" does="" good="" i="" like="" looking="" neglect="" p="" re="" so="" t="" wouldn="" you="">[2019/10/17 16:27] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): when was the last time aubrey was there for you?
[2019/10/17 16:28] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): lets cam together
[2019/10/17 16:28] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): aubrey wont let you, but other womenhere would
[2019/10/17 16:46] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): Nachoooooo
[2019/10/17 16:47] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): how is Lewis?
[2019/10/17 16:54] xoxo LC Ⓛσηdση (mademoisellecouture): the kingdom has fallen

Monday, October 7, 2019

The Avatar 007BJamesB Bought For His New Boyfriend XRickXX

[18:09] TrumpBlocksWitness: did you thank james for buying you an avatar?

[18:10] xRickxx Resident: Yes

[18:10] xRickxx Resident: i did

[18:10] TrumpBlocksWitness: are you guys dating now?

[18:19] xRickxx: he bought me a new AO too

[18:21] TrumpBlocksWitness: I think he has plans for your relationship

Friday, September 27, 2019

Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Cultchief Had To Cancel The Booking

a message from Cultcheif:

Harrison claims to be a man. 
Harrison claimed he would ragdoll me and beat my ass. 
Harrison accepted my challenge, on video, in front of his supporters and in fact the entire world if they care to see it. 

I in good faith went out and negotiated a contract that not only would facilitate this fight, but in fact got Harrison the opportunity of his life time. 

A contract was waiting for Harrison. 
These were the things guaranteed to Harrison. 

An appearance on an internationally distributed dvd and blue ray. 
An appearance on a live pay-per-stream. 
One first class round trip airline ticket from Atlanta to Los Angeles. 
Two nights in a downtown L.A. luxury hotel with lots of class perks. 
Limo service from hotel to venue the day of the show. 
Two days - 100 dollars per day food per diem. 
A table and spot to sell his own merchandise, no limit on sales with no percentage or kickback to the promoters. 
100 dollar payment upon first ten thousand sales of show in any form. 
100 dollar payment upon every five thousand sales after initial ten thousand, in perpetuity(for life).
300 dollar minimal payment for participation in the match itself with a potential payment capped at 500 dollars which was dependent upon live gate receipts. 
The specifics of the match as stated in the contract - A Steel Cage-Fans bring the Weapons match. 
No submission, no knockout, no pinfall. 
One man must say "I quit, you're a better man than me" over the microphone in front of the house. 
It was also clearly stated that in addition to weapons supplied by the fans the promotion itself would provide specific implements for inclusion which would be at the promotion's expense. Sheets of glass, tables, chairs etc.

Also stated in the contract was the implicit mutually agreed understanding that this would not be a scripted match with a pre-determined outcome. 
That both parties understood that this would be a shoot and legit fight. Included was a waiver and requirement that an additional waiver be signed clearly stating that both participants waived responsibility for any injuries, damages etc., that the promotion would not be liable or obligated in any fashion. 
This was surely an offer no MAN could refuse, let alone one who had publicly already accepted with no perks or stips. 
All Harrison needed to supply was the results of a physical examination and blood test, his flight information and his signature. 
Harrison has declined with no explanation. 
There are only three possible explanations, any of these singly or any possible combination of these reasons: 
1. Harrison has a blood born illness or Contagion transmissible through the co-mingling of blood. 
2. Harrison is lawfully restricted from travelling on a plane from Georgia to California. 
3. Harrison has completely exposed himself and permanently defined himself as a giant bag of hot air, a coward and a giant pussy who is scared and knows I will beat the living shit out of him with very little effort. 
Today I had to deal with calling the promoters, explaining that this man had backed out with no explanation. 
Damaging my business relationships and reputation. 
This is of course tough shit, my bad. 
However, anyone not condemning or holding Mr. King accountable and facilitating his lies, slander and crimes from here forward are defacto scum, no excuses.

Monday, September 16, 2019

Suggestions for Movie Night On Netflix

** Denotes films that should be on your bucket list

Monty Python And The Holy Grail **
Inglorious Bastards
Monty Python: The Life Of Brian
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark **
Watership Down
All The President's Men
Network **
Cabaret **
Groundhog Day
Schindler's List
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Gangs of New York
The Bishop's Wife
V for Vendetta
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom
Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf
The Golden Compass
Rainman **
The Graduate
Rocky **
Once Upon A Time In America
Gran Torino
The Third Man **
Taxi Driver
Pulp Fiction
The Memphis Belle

Monday, September 9, 2019

MrBtfo Racist Assault

Harrison Vs The Native Warriors

Not being terribly bright, Harrison decided to try and make comments saying Cult Chief wasn't an actual native.

As a result, dozens of actual natives left dozens of messages on Harrison's YouTube channel calling him all sorts of names (Mostly true)

That "secret whisper" account you see every so often is a furry we ran out of Korea1 years ago when his own criminal record came out like Harrison's

Monday, September 2, 2019

Britbong Surrenders

I guess the battle between the sexes has winners and losers.  It's good he can admit he can't compete.  It'll make him feel better

Thursday, August 15, 2019

second life

Britbong (MrBtfo) Declares War On YouTube

Following something like his twenty-third bann from YouTube, MrBtfo threatens full troll war against YouTube unless his channels are reinstated.

When asked for a response to Britbong's threats, YouTube reportedly said "ha!" and went back to work.

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

The Best Shows On Television

How It's Made: Technology porn at it's best.

How The Universe Works: Michio Kaku explains things you never knew existed

Adam Ruins Everything:  Not as good as Penn & Tellers "Bullshit" but damn close

GoodEats: It's in re-runs now, but with 14 years worth of episodes you'll never see them all

NCIS New Orleans: Kind of corny, but covers the city pretty well and features a lot of local musicians

Southpark: 22 years old and still relevant as fuck

River Monsters: Jeremy Wade travels the world searching for the most difficult and most dangerous fish.  You never saw a fishing show like this before.

Anything with "real" "housewives" "bachelor" or "Kardashian" in the title

Friday, August 9, 2019

Why Does The New Dark Crystal Look So Much Better?

A lot of people are commenting about how much better the characters in the new Dark Crystal look when compared with the original.  Many speculate that it's just CGI. 

While there is some CGI elements in the new series, all the characters are created using traditional puppet methods.  It's just that traditional puppet methods have improved a hell of a lot over the last 30 years.

For instance, the original used bicycle cables (literally wires used in bicycle brakes) for animation and foam latex for the skins, the new series has servo motors the size of quarters and advanced silicon skins. 

I have no idea what to expect from the writing, but from a design and performance aspect, the show should be amazing.

MrBTFO and His Former Friend Max

I'm genuinely saddened to see MrBtfo (Britbongreturns) scuttle yet another friendship he made on YouTube. There have been so many now. While it's true that every man needs friends, it seems some are incapable of it.

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

My Favorite Things About Alton Brown

  1. He lives and works in the South
  2. He featured his mother and grandmother on his Peabody winning show
  3. His show doesn't tell you what to do without saying why it works
  4. He's a responsible gun owner
  5. He's a devout Christian, but broke with the Southern Baptist Convention over moral grounds
  6. He has a rescue pet and it has an Instagram account
  7. He uses puppets to teach science
  8. He plays guitar and sax and plays in a trio
  9. He's very devoted to cinema

Five Course Meal CheChe143 Made For Her Family

Who says you can't mix obsessing over your ex boyfriend and spending all day on the internet with providing with your family

Sunday, August 4, 2019

I Was Wrong About Pete's Dragon

When Disney's remake of Pete's Dragon came out, I passed on it despite featuring Bryce Dallas Howard (Ron Howard's Daughter) Robert Redford and Karl Urban.

I passed because (like most Disney movies from 1970 to 1990) the original was so fucking terrible.  My dear mother knew I was crazy about any movie with dinosaurs and dragons and thought this might be a fun outing for me.  Since I was so little she sat through the movie with us.  Even as a child I could tell from the pained look on her face she hated it as much as I did.

They had the remake on TCM last night so I gave it a chance.

Everything the original did wrong, the remake does right.  To begin with it gets rid of the stupid musical numbers.  It also avoids slap-stick humor.

They move the location from the pine barrens of Main to the great redwood rain forest of the north west.  Elliot the dragon is no longer a stupid cartoon.  He's a true water horse.  Think of Falcor the Luck Dragon from Never Ending Story mixed with Dragon from Game of Thrones.

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

How To Trick MrBtfo

This requires almost no effort but funny results are almost guaranteed

Step 1:  Check MrBtfo's twitter and see who he's fighting with currently.  Who they are doesn't really matter, neither does the reason for the fight.  See if the other side has a discord and join it.

Step 2:  If he hasn't been banned yet, MrBtfo will be in the other twitter making stupid threats and accusations.  Often the other people in the discord will ignore him but he'll stay for a couple days trying to start a fight regardless.

Step 3: Post a message saying you're just there to record MrBtfo's behavior, then nothing else.

Having been banned from pretty much everywhere MrBtfo is super paranoid at this point.  He may try to engage you, but ignore him.  Slowly you'll see him deleting any comment he's made that could possibly be considered slander or a threat to try and prevent getting in trouble with wherever he's currently streaming.

Within three or four minutes, he will delete all his messages and leave the server.  Then he'll start deleting any tweets about that person.

Most recently he did this with some guy named Brad.  I don't even know who Brad is or why they were fighting.  Brad must not care much about the fight either because MrBtfo was in the server for a few hours before I joined and nobody responded to anything he said.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

If You Make Fun Of Harrison For Not Having A Guitar

He'll buy a damaged used guitar and take photos of it in his filthy apartment.

I don't know why the toothbrush is in there either

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Proof We Landed On The Moon

For many years, issues of atmospheric interference and insufficient resolution prevented us from providing photograph evidence that we did, indeed, land on the moon.

Modern Extremely High Resolution, Space-Based cameras solved that problem and we now have photographic evidence of the moon landing.

Banned From Help Island

Misty Putzo
About a dozen alts of Justin

Friday, July 19, 2019

"Live Action" Cats Movie Trailer Is Horrifying

They should just release the album and forget the movie

So, Who Really Got Belle Delphine Banned?

The day after Belle Delphine got banned from Instagram, at least a dozen irritated incels claimed to be the one who got her banned (including secondlife's Britbongreturns aka MrBtfo) 

They all used the same image as "proof" they were the one that did the deed.  

Most likely it was another Instagram user known as athlete_thedog that accomplished the deed as he was the first one who posted the image.

Belle Delphine recently made herself more noteworthy than the thousands of other cam girls by selling her own bathwater for $30 a pint.  The only thing funnier than her getting banned was all the weirdos trying to make other weirdos think they did it.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Harrison Lies About Making Music

Remember the 4D is Virgin Boy song that Harrison claimed to write?

Turns out he stole the whole thing

Sound familiar?

Monday, July 15, 2019

Everybody Loves Shirley

After much prayer and thought, Linden Lab's good ol' Shirl decided to give Aubrexx her account back to her!

Once upon a time, Queen Aubrey decided to call out an evil, loathing, hateful mexican (and former casino cash out employee) Honeybear.Sparta (Honeybear.Pooley She announced (to the kind citizens of Korea) that this was a bad person who did bad things to good people. After doing so, Honeybear was upset enough to call Linden Labs and impersonate our fine queen. While pretending to be Aubrey, she stated that she felt her account got compromised. LL shut down the account to investigate.

The Aubreyxx account was falsly flagged. Aubrey was never banned. It was up to Aubrey to verify information from 7 years ago. This was very difficult to do. However, with the help and budding friendship between Shirl and Aubrey, she was able to restore everything.

Queen Aubrey now has her account back.

Honeybear is no where to be found (Not even in Drip City where she has been hiding with Cheche). Moral of the story is, Dont fk with the queen. Being jealous and hateful never gets you anywhere.

Saturday, June 22, 2019

David Bowie Was More Well-Read Than I

Below is a list of David Bowie's 100 favorite books from the current exhibit on his life in canada.  I highlighted the ones that I've also read, whether they are in my list of 100 favorites or not (although several are).

A couple things struck me about this list.  First, Bowie was really fucking well-read.  My respect for him grew.  Also, most of his reading list focus on the American experience, even though most of his life was in England.  If I were to make a similar list, it would probably include more British writers than his.  I'm surprised he picked As I Lay Dying for his Faulkner entry, my choice usually is Absalom,Absalom!  Although he seems to prefer southern novelists, his choice of books makes me wonder what he thought of us.  After reading Black Boy, he must have hated us, after reading Confederacy of Dunces, he must have pitied us.  Combined with Sweet Soul Music, and I'm coming to see Bowie had more of an interest in our peculiar institution than I ever knew.
Only a few of these books are about music or musicians.  I expected there would be more.  He clearly has a developed interest in cultural psychology, but none for cultural mythology (religion) and none at all for science fiction.

Despite his interest in acting, there are no plays and only one poem.  Not that many of his choices are novels.  I'm surprised two of his choices are collections of comics.  Although Bowie himself was an icon of the 60's and 70's, the only book really about that era is the Hitchens book on Kissinger.  He seems to have more of an interest in the 50's when he would have been a boy.  
Interviews With Francis Bacon by David Sylvester
Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse
Room At The Top by John Braine
On Having No Head by Douglass Harding
Kafka Was The Rage by Anatole Broyard
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony BurgessCity Of Night by John Rechy
The Brief Wondrous Life Of Oscar Wao by Junot Díaz
Madame Bovary by Gustave FlaubertThe Iliad by HomerAs I Lay Dying by William FaulknerTadanori Yokoo by Tadanori Yokoo
Berlin Alexanderplatz by Alfred Döblin
Inside The Whale And Other Essays by George OrwellMr. Norris Changes Trains by Christopher Isherwood
Dictionary Of Subjects And Symbols In Art by James A. Hall
David Bomberg by Richard Cork
Blast by Wyndham Lewis
Passing by Nella Larsen
Beyond The Brillo Box: The Visual Arts in Post-Historical Perspective by Arthur C. Danto
The Origin Of Consciousness In The Breakdown Of The Bicameral Mind by Julian Jaynes
In Bluebeard’s Castle by George Steiner
Hawksmoor by Peter Ackroyd
The Divided Self: An Existential Study in Sanity and Madness by R. D. Laing
The Stranger by Albert CamusInfants Of The Spring by Wallace Thurman
The Quest For Christa T by Christa Wolf
The Songlines by Bruce Chatwin
Nights At The Circus by Angela Carter
The Master And Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie by Muriel Spark
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Herzog by Saul Bellow
Puckoon by Spike Milligan
Black Boy by Richard WrightThe Great Gatsby by F. Scott FitzgeraldThe Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio MishimaDarkness At Noon by Arthur Koestler
The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot
McTeague by Frank Norris
Money by Martin Amis
The Outsider by Colin Wilson
Strange People by Frank Edwards
English Journey by J.B. Priestley
A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy TooleThe Day Of The Locust by Nathanael West1984 by George OrwellThe Life And Times Of Little Richard by Charles White
Awopbopaloobop Alopbamboom: The Golden Age of Rock by Nik Cohn
Mystery Train: Images of America in Rock 'n' Roll Music by Greil Marcus
Beano (comic, ’50s)
Raw (comic, ’80s)
White Noise by Don DeLillo
Sweet Soul Music: Rhythm And Blues And The Southern Dream Of Freedom by Peter Guralnick
Silence: Lectures And Writing by John Cage
Writers At Work: The Paris Review Interviews edited by Malcolm Cowley
The Sound Of The City: The Rise Of Rock And Roll by Charlie Gillett
Octobriana And The Russian Underground by Petr Sadecky
The Street by Ann Petry
Wonder Boys by Michael ChabonLast Exit To Brooklyn by Hubert Selby, Jr.
A People’s History Of The United States by Howard Zinn
The Age Of American Unreason by Susan Jacoby
Metropolitan Life by Fran Lebowitz
The Coast Of Utopia by Tom Stoppard
The Bridge by Hart Crane
All The Emperor’s Horses by David Kidd
Fingersmith by Sarah Waters
Earthly Powers by Anthony Burgess
The 42nd Parallel by John Dos Passos
Tales Of Beatnik Glory by Ed Sanders
The Bird Artist by Howard Norman
Nowhere To Run: The Story Of Soul Music by Gerri Hirshey
Before The Deluge by Otto Friedrich
Sexual Personae: Art And Decadence From Nefertiti To Emily Dickinson by Camille Paglia
The American Way Of Death by Jessica MitfordIn Cold Blood by Truman CapoteLady Chatterley’s Lover by D. H. LawrenceTeenage by Jon Savage
Vile Bodies by Evelyn Waugh
The Hidden Persuaders by Vance Packard
The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin
Viz (comic magazine, early ’80s)
Private Eye (satirical magazine, ’60s – ’80s)
Selected Poems by Frank O’Hara
The Trial Of Henry Kissinger by Christopher HitchensFlaubert’s Parrot by Julian Barnes
Le Chants de Maldordor by Comte de Lautréamont
On The Road by Jack KerouacMr. Wilson’s Cabinet of Wonder by Lawrence Weschler
Zanoni by Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Transcendental Magic: Its Doctine and Ritual by Éliphas Lévi
The Gnostic Gospels by Elaine Pagels
The Leopard by Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa
Inferno by Dante AlighieriA Grave for a Dolphin by Alberto Denti di Pirajno
The Insult by Rupert Thomson
In Between the Sheets by Ian McEwan
A People’s Tragedy: The Russian Revolution 1890-1924 by Orlando Figes
Journey Into the Whirlwind by Eugenia Ginzburg

Friday, June 7, 2019

So, Just How Nuts Is Harrison??

Unable to get along with fucking anybody, and already having a pronounced tendency toward blackmail, Harrison recorded Fearlezz vaping on tinychat and sent it to her police insisting they arrest her for smoking marijuana. 

I've never known a grown man with such a penchant for blackmail.

Thursday, June 6, 2019

Saving Private Ryan - Omaha Beach Scene (HDR - 4K - 5.1)

Why Everybody Hates CheChe143 Gothly

She's a stupid redneck

She's loud as fuck without being even a little interesting

She "online dated one of my friends without telling him she was married

When I confronted her with "she should have told him she was married" she invented this stupid clownhouse story

Did I mention she cheats on her husband?

She told everyone she "ran" Waterhead for years, when really it was her friend Bryton

She gets Dr34m Goodfellow to pay people so she can get into sims

She Tried to Dox Aubrey twice

She Threatened to spread demi's nudes

She doxed Nacho's entire family, including his mother

She flirts with weak losers like YzY so he'll take her side against Aubrey and her friends

Did I mention she uses secondlife to cheat on her husband?

She drives her child to school heavily under the influence

She attacks Dreams for being an addict and making bad choices when she's a MUCH WORSE addict who makes even worse choices.  At least Dreams doesn't use the internet to cheat on her husband

Cheche is super jealous of women who have more education, prettier, with more money, better men, a gorgeous home, a nice car that costs more than her entire net worth, a successful life, Has been through more passports than CheChe, since she was 3 months old, Traveled the world from a good home and doesn't have family members sitting in jail, and believes they somehow wants to BE her.

She voted for Trump for entirely racial reasons, without understand a single plank in his platform.

The Destruction of Britbong Part Seventy-two

So Britbong got banned from youtube again.  A couple of weeks ago I told him that I noticed he'd started to fuck with other streamers again, and if he didn't cut it out he'd soon lose his channel like he did all those other times.

Guess I was right.

Needlessly attacking other streamers seems to be the one thing both Youtube and Twitch take seriously.  You'd think after losing everything he worked to build six times for the same reason, Britbong would have figured that out by now.

Saturday, June 1, 2019

The Modern Internet Man

  • Hates Women
  • Embraces Racism
  • Shuns people who work or have relationships
  • Uses conspiracy theories like others use religion
  • Watches porn every day
  • Loves anime
  • Favors video games to sports
  • Suffers painful social anxiety
  • Prefers memes to literature or philosophy
  • Can name more streamers than singers

The internet was supposed to help us, to expand our minds.  Has it really?

Myah Without Her Contacts

Still Prettier Than Elsie London

Heartless Bastard Johnny Steel Breaks A Girl's Heart

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