Sunday, January 29, 2017

Job Dedication

Accounts vary, but I'm told that some Linden Lab Employee stayed up to ban Harrison Digfoot between 19 and 27 times yesterday, pushing the KingHarriTheGreat name tag into the triple digits.

With each ban he'd return more angry and more insane than before with the only common element being that it's all somehow my fault.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

The InterSpecies Experiment is Over

Zarco is single again.

UPDATE:  They're back together but she's moved in with him at his mother's house.  Neither are working.  Your tax dollars will be paying for their dinner.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

SL Voice Issues Are Wide Spread

From Reddit:

submitted  by Patches67
I don't remember it being this bad since the days when SL voice was still new, like way back in 2007 - 08. This is particularly bad for me, I host a comedy show and a game show and we are heavily dependant on voice to be working for both the comedy and the game show to go smoothly. Typing everything is a gigantic pain in the ass, and it's pretty much unworkable.
So what's going on with voice lately? It's much worse than usual.

High Fidelity Hacked

You may have heard that High Fidelity was "hacked" recently.

Philip Rosedale himself sent out an email giving full disclosure of the incident.

What information was leaked:

  • Email-addresses
  • User names

What Information was NOT leaked

  • Real Life Names
  • Passwords
  • Credit Card Details
  • Pay Pal Information

Read the full text here

At this time it's not known who was behind this.  Before you jump to the conclusion that it was some Secondlife Script Kiddie, remember this is a very competitive area of business right now and it could much more easily have been one of his many competitors.

If you had an account at High Fidelity, I wouldn't be very concerned as it doesn't appear that any really sensitive information was leaked.

What Really Happened To Arapaima

[12:21:04 PM] Edgar Button: arapaima seems to no longer exist
[12:21:10 PM] Edgar Button: I'm pretty sure you're responsible for this
[12:33:01 PM] Connie: Tell them all constance did it lol

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Second Life: Ted Life "N***** Really!" (Trolling)

Charlie Chaplin (and his son) on Politics

Tristina Update

I'm going to take a real life and sl vow of silence for eight months. I will not hear voice, so please type to me if you expect me to answer. I do not go by the name Tristina anymore, but you will get three warnings and then be permanently muted if you do not honor my request. if you refuse to respect my gender reassignment you are probably calling me Tristina, so please call me Zon or Lars.
thank you

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Project Sansar Open Date Pushed Back (again)

The target date is late June now.  For a system that was supposed to start accepting beta users over a year ago, I'm beginning to wonder what's going on.

In the mean time, High Fidelity is up and running with thousands of items in its marketplace.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

What To Expect From Sansar

Linden Lab has been doing a lot of interviews recently to help promote the coming opening of Project Sansar.  Here's what I've gathered so far.

  • It's a platform and a viewer, not a "world".  Unlike Secondlife, Project Sansar will not have a virtual world to explore. People can rent server space from them to create their own experiences, but there will be no world to explore as we know it in Secondlife.  Think of it as a web browser for different web pages or apps.
  • They intend to pay for the whole project with something like a consumption tax.  Taking a larger bite out of what creators make seems risky to me, but without expensive virtual land to sell they have to make money somehow.
  • Users will have more control over what goes on in their created areas.  Policing Secondlife was (and is) expensive.  In Project Sansar these responsibilities will be on the server owners, not Linden Lab.
  • Although Project Sansar will support traditional PC as well as hand-held devices, the emphasis is clearly on VR and hand controls.  Much like High Fidelity, a Htc Vive seems to be the preferred interface.
  • In everything I've read so far they've emphasiszed that this will not be Secondlife 2.  I don't know if this is because they don't want to cannibalize their flagship or if they want to distance themselves from some of the negative aspects of Secondife's reputation.|
  • They're emphasizing the Educational and Business uses of Project Sansar.  To me, this echos the early days of Secondlife when they thought the same would be true of Secondlife, which turned out not to materialize.

A Poem About Epsilon Panda

 By Pissant (yakurru)

ching chong small dong
 his name was Edward but he went by Epsilon
his lies were profound but his dick was NOT long
in safe hubs he'd cry
his love life was dry
 until the day he met Declan his life was awry
heterosexuality did not quite suit him
we all observed how Star Thistle would loot him
insults hurled
 his dick was absurd
yellow and jaundiced like a simpson.... that curr!

Detective Derrick's Story (Second Life Trolling) Ft. The Bad Guys

Monday, January 16, 2017

The Stories Of Russell Coba's Death

are not only exaggerated--they're entirely made up.

His liver isn't failing.  He isn't dying.  He hasn't quit drinking.  He made the entire story up to get sympathy and donations.

Some People Never Change

Looks like DJ Stefanos caught michellita Ceriano in the middle of a 3 way with two australians.

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Bryn Oh Moving To High Fidelity

Last month we reported that Bryn Oh was closing her installation in Secondlife due to lack of financial support, now we're happy to report she's found a new home at High Fidelity

Bryn Oh and Phillip Rosedale reunited.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Happy Birthday Harri

I'm told by a fairly reliable source that tonight is Harrison's birthday and he's spending it crashing sims and screaming my name on secondlife.  I'm sure he'd say that it was other people crashing him.  I don't really know which is true but it's funny either way.

Apparantly he made a video of dessicated for youtube.  Possibly not the best birthday ever.

In other news:

  • Jillz Darkrose was suspended for 3 days for orbiting people and screaming like a maniac.
  • A half dozen screaming 9 year olds invaded the Mage discord to defend Britbong's honor.

    update:  apparantly he's reporting the mage discord to the discord corproate offices for organizing a DDOS on his stream.  I looked up and down that Mage discord chat and the only mention I saw of Britbong was somebody laughing that he was being a sperg in the sandbox.  Even if they did organize a DDOS of his stream from the Mage discord, I doubt very much if Discord corporate would give any fucks.  Britbong's become quite the accomplished snitch these days, but he seems to be snitching to the wrong people.

    update part 2: still convinced the mage somehow DDOS'ed him, Britbong donated $40 worth of stolen lindens to the sim in hopes Linden Lab will ban them.  You can't make this shit up.

  • Leslie Monroe has been making alts to try and sneak into Inworldz again.  I think, at this point, if she'd just ask people for forgiveness there's a chance they'd just let her come and hang out if she's lonely.  Almost eight years later, to try and sneak in to spy on people is just a bit silly.

I'm probably not going to log into Secondlife tonight so I'll miss all this and instead try to level the pink-haired lesbian Russian bodybuilder on Overwatch.  Please try  to keep the noise level to a minimum.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Tristina's Transgender Progress

Things I Noticed In The New Project Sansar Video

There's actually more footage from Blender then there is from Sansar

They seem to be making an effort to sell the new project to business and educational users, both tactics that were a massive failure in Secondlife.  Linden Lab screwed over educational users pretty badly before, so I'd be surprised if they came back.  I don't even know if they really want business and educational users or if they're just saying that so they don't have to admit they're mainly going to make money sellingdragon dicks and furry tails.

If You See Me, Make Sure It's Me

Apparantly false flag fakes are a thing now.  First Kopy and now me.

If you see me on Secondlife, make sure it's really me.

Harrison has been pretending to be me lately to try and record people talking shit on each other.

Fake Kopy

I'm told from a very good source (mainly Kopy himself) that this is a fake twitter account.  There's an outside chance this is some TWH people making fun of Kopy, but a much, much better chance that it's Britbong doing some sort of false flag thing to get back at both Kopy and Upraksi.  Seeing as how the Upraksi steam group still exists I have to assume it's Britbong.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Philip Rosedale Discovers One Of The Biggest Problems With VR So Far

Flying Agents

[15:49] HarriTheGreat8 Resident: u are my serbisan princess
[15:49] HarriTheGreat8 Resident: im sending agents over to fly u out
[15:50] Ƙяιѕтι (xxalexiesxx): cute
[15:50] HarriTheGreat8 Resident: my babes
[16:00] EdgarButton: lol
[16:00] EdgarButton: agents?
[16:00] Ƙяιѕтι (xxalexiesxx): yeah idk

Friday, January 6, 2017

A Second Chance

[19:40] PoleFishing: i don't think youcan save them
[19:41] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): I hope i can prove you wrong my son.
[19:41] Second Life: Friendship offer accepted.
[19:42] Second Life: Jesus (joshuaofnazerith) is online.
[19:42] PoleFishing: am i saved now?
[19:43] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): you always will have my unconditional love my child.
[19:46] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): it is done. you are cleansed and saved.
[19:46] Jesus (joshuaofnazerith): that was easy right?
[19:47] PoleFishing: amen rabbi

Owen Oyen Waiting For The Chatters To Return To Violet

Thursday, January 5, 2017

The Horror

I will personally kidnap and torture the next person who messages me about the white kid getting tortured in Chicago.

My Last Conversation With Jaypee

[00:27] LouizCK Resident: sucking up to new people boyd?
[00:27] LouizCK Resident: coz u got disowned
[00:27] LouizCK Resident: lol
[00:27] ThingsBlood: goodnight andrew
[00:27] LouizCK Resident: cya
[00:42] ThingsBlood: how am I ever supposed to respect you if you choose LouisCK as your screen name?

I guess he thinks Louis CK is funny.  Gives one a glimpse into his mental state.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

RIP Tristina

Upset by the last Chris and Splinter Video.  Tristina has chosen to kill herself by spending the day huffing nitrous oxide.

[07:21] ZonZane: I'm not voicing anymore
[07:21] ZonZane: it's done
[07:21] Ulrico Hax: random
[07:22] Meri (Merilwen): lol sure she isn't
[07:22] ZonZane: they won't stop makign the videos
[07:22] ZonZane: not ture
[07:22] ZonZane: true
[07:22] ZonZane: there are people who hate me because of those videos and dont' udnerstand
[07:23] Splinter Smirnov: maybe its because she has a fistula
[07:23] ZonZane: maybe i'm not that strongt
[07:23] ZonZane: yeah I ate poop right

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