Fashion Show

Recently Hanja's own Amanita Ansome was a feature runway model in a fashion show for Moni Telling.

In attendance were Deth String, Glad Gaffer, Even Kiergarten, Quinby Hancrofft, Polyhistor Serpentene, Couchman Toxx, and Black Fromond.

Strange New Neighbors

I'd given up all hope of ever renting lot 13 in Parktown Shiot.  Located between Megan Bathgate's abandoned sex hotel and Astin Miles' Urban Grunge store and above the city's sewer and catacombs, Lot 13 wasn't very attractive to anyone.  It was the bad side of Parktown.

I really only acquired the parcel to link north and south Parktown Shiot and bought them at the lowest price possible from the Lindens, as they original owners mysteriously disappeared leaving all their belongings.  With no hope of renting the parcel I resolved to turn it into a station house for our proposed rail system, when one day a new user contacted me saying he was interested in the lot.

His name was Mortimer Hoof, and he was very eager to see the lot.  Absolutely disinterested in the surface area he'd be renting, Hoof only wanted to see the underground catacombs and sewer beneath the lot.

He was a very curious looking person: very short by SL standards, and with something of a pot belly.  His skin was pale and yellow and his sideburns grew completely out of control.  Most curiously, Hoof carried an umbrella with him wherever he went.  "I don't like the sun", he said.

Despite the rats and sewage he saw underground, and rumors of ghosts above ground, Hoof was absolutely delighted with lot 13 and eager to rent it.  His grandmother had seen it in a vision and Mortimer and his new bride decided they must have it.

I mentioned a price and Hoof pulled out a fat roll of Linden Dollars and paid for six months on the spot, giving me another ten thousand linden dollars to design and build a house for him on the lot.  "Victorian" he said.  "My wife and I are a bit old fashioned."

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shiot/168/157/96

Elvis Lives!

ElvisAronPresley Lisa performs at the Umpire State Building for the wedding of Tarra Juneberry and Dick Pudles.

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Jieut/213/36/112

FuzzyBee Opens in Parktown

FuzzyBee is the latest new business in Parktown.

Operated by Parktown regulars, Polyhistor Serpente and Quinby Hancroft, FuzzyBee offers clothing and well crafted, but low prim home furnishings. They're right across from the Hanja Hangout so check them out today!

Visit FuzzyBee Inworld: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Shiot/72/30/106

Hanja Poll Results

Most Likely to Make Peace:
41% Boyd Doghouse
37% Maybe Lunasea

Most Likely to Get Muted:
37% Leslie "Abba" Whittenstall
33% Push Button
12% Nero Bumblefoot

Most Likely to Rage Quit:
50% Ziff
20% Nero Bumblefoot
16% Dic Guisse

Sexiest Voice Male:
36% Solomon Chakrabarti
20% Benisimo Luik
16% Zif
16% Tarco Greymoon

Sexiest Voice Female:
50% Shazz Larnia
25% Caidence Andel
12% Jasmine Hancroft
12% Sabre Parabola

Most Calming Voice:
47% Maybe Lunasea
17% Sabre Parabola
17% Glurp Gurbux
13% MeowMeow Bigboots

Most Annoying Voice:
54% Push Button
33% Natalie Hanly
12% Nero Bumblefoot

Hanja Circus

Sabre is the Ringmaster, Smee, Tarco and Jayda are clowns.

Fun for children of all ages!

1'st Annual Hanja Awards

The votes are counted and the winners are as follows:

Category: Stupid and Annoying
Winner: Push Button 40%
Nominees: Glurp, Push, John, Natalie, Push, Push, Push

Category: Person Most Likely to Stick a Fork Into Someone Else's Throat
Tie: Sabre & Anthonycl 40%

Category: Stupid and Entertaining
Winner: Gia Foxdale 30%
Nominees: Ebico, Pie, Gia Fozdale, Gia, Gaston, Dic

Category: Most Random
Winner: Pie Francois 30 %
Nominees: Pie, Gia, Buster, Wild

Category: Person Most Likely to Stick a Fork Into Their Own Throat
Tie: Hal & Russel 20%
Nominees: Gia, Anthony, Push, Hal, Russel

Category: Most Accidentally Funny
Winner: Gia Foxdale 40%
Nominees: Gia, Solomon, Gia, Gaston

Category: Most Obscene
Tie: Ariona & Nero 20% draw
Nominees: Push, Ariona, Nero, Samael, Ariola, Dic

Category: Most Likey to Melt Down Under Pressure
Winner: Natalie 20 %
Nominees: Gia, Anthony, Couchman, Toxx, Leslie, Natalie, Nero

Category: Most Likely to Start an Argument
Winner: Zif 60%
Nominees: Pie, Zif, Natalie, Zif, Zif, Zif, Zif, Zif...

Playing Doctor in Hanja

In attendence: Nurse Smee Dezno, Dr. Jayda Ethaniel, Sabre Parabola P.H.D., Patient RamToneAntics Ramsay, Patient Boyd Doghouse, Psych Patient Sieg Refenoir, Medical Experiment Tarco Greymoon.