After six years of trying, Harrison Digfoot finally got a girl from Secondlife to give him a chance in real life. Her trip was planned to be a week, but she only made it 2 and a half days. Here is her honest review of the experience:
- His tiny apartment was so filthy the first thing she did was clean it (after she bought cleaning supplies and air freshener)
- He couldn't afford to feed her so she bought groceries (and cleaning supplies) and paid for his gas to the store
- He was so fat she couldn't reach around him
- She verified his penis pictures are the real deal (especially the skype jacking one)
- He only takes his hat off to sleep
- He only has 2 hats which he switches every other day.
[20:10] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and he knew days in advanced and he said he wasnt sure if i should go cuz he couldnt afford gas
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and he kept telling me he didnt want me to leave.
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: he fucked like it was his first time
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: he had no real motion
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: LOL
[20:12] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and his little dick didnt help
[06:41] HarriBearr: unblock me daisy i wouldnt put wasabi on ur clit im sorry
What we learned from this experience:
[16:53] CrumbDrum: I heard ya'll had a fight
[16:53] CrumbDrum: are you ok?
[16:53] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): o yes, im good
[16:53] CrumbDrum: cool
[16:55] CrumbDrum: you'll do better next time
[16:55] CrumbDrum: some boys are just nuts
[17:05] CrumbDrum: just out of curoisity
[17:05] CrumbDrum: what did you send him on snap chat?
[17:06] CrumbDrum: it seemed to make an impact
[17:07] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): he told me he had an EX gf that he wasnt sure about, and last night he said to everyone else that "i knew he had a RL GF and still flew to see him" and the only thing i asked was if he really had a RL GF? and he didn't reply. so then i just talk shit, and he acts so innocent like u saw him do when i arrived at Korea like he's the victim.
[17:08] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and last night i owned him so hard, he said im glad boyd isnt here to see this
[17:09] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he is overweight, i could barely put my arms around him
[17:09] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he has a small skinny dick
[17:10] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): nothing to brag about like he does
[17:10] CrumbDrum: lol
[17:10] CrumbDrum: he should have been much nicer to you
[17:11] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i get that everyone talks shit to each other, but he disrespected me a lot. and im tired of it
[17:11] CrumbDrum: you'll find somebody that's nice to you
[17:11] CrumbDrum: I"m sure of it
[17:12] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i told asked why are you nicer than he is, and he just ignored it
[17:13] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i heard of the stories when i got to violet, but i never knew they were so true. but i learned, and now im smarter about it
[17:13] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): about harri and his gfs
[17:14] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he doesnt give a shit
[17:14] CrumbDrum: lol yup
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): im not losing much. he lives in a dirty one bedroom apartment, like dirty as hell.
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i got him groceries and paid his gas
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i bought a few cleaning utilities to freshen up the place
[17:15] CrumbDrum: that was really sweet
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): lol
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and he kept telling me he didnt want me to leave.
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: he fucked like it was his first time
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: he had no real motion
[20:11] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: LOL
[20:12] Ϻ ᴧ ᴿ Տ ӌ: and his little dick didnt help
[06:41] HarriBearr: unblock me daisy i wouldnt put wasabi on ur clit im sorry
What we learned from this experience:
- Harrison has two people on snap chat. One is Marsy and one is transgender
- Harrison lives in section 8 housing
- Harrison is unemployed
- Harrison doesn't have a television (or plates)
- Harrison smells bad (she had to wash her clothes several times when he got home)
- Harrison has *no camping gear* of any kind
- Harrison's never been to Applebees
- It took six years for harrison to finally get a date from Secondlife and he blew it after only four days.
- Secondlife Relataionships Can End Without Brash Being Involved
[16:53] CrumbDrum: I heard ya'll had a fight
[16:53] CrumbDrum: are you ok?
[16:53] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): o yes, im good
[16:53] CrumbDrum: cool
[16:55] CrumbDrum: you'll do better next time
[16:55] CrumbDrum: some boys are just nuts
[17:05] CrumbDrum: just out of curoisity
[17:05] CrumbDrum: what did you send him on snap chat?
[17:06] CrumbDrum: it seemed to make an impact
[17:07] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): he told me he had an EX gf that he wasnt sure about, and last night he said to everyone else that "i knew he had a RL GF and still flew to see him" and the only thing i asked was if he really had a RL GF? and he didn't reply. so then i just talk shit, and he acts so innocent like u saw him do when i arrived at Korea like he's the victim.
[17:08] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and last night i owned him so hard, he said im glad boyd isnt here to see this
[17:09] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he is overweight, i could barely put my arms around him
[17:09] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he has a small skinny dick
[17:10] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): nothing to brag about like he does
[17:10] CrumbDrum: lol
[17:10] CrumbDrum: he should have been much nicer to you
[17:11] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i get that everyone talks shit to each other, but he disrespected me a lot. and im tired of it
[17:11] CrumbDrum: you'll find somebody that's nice to you
[17:11] CrumbDrum: I"m sure of it
[17:12] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i told asked why are you nicer than he is, and he just ignored it
[17:13] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i heard of the stories when i got to violet, but i never knew they were so true. but i learned, and now im smarter about it
[17:13] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): about harri and his gfs
[17:14] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): and he doesnt give a shit
[17:14] CrumbDrum: lol yup
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): im not losing much. he lives in a dirty one bedroom apartment, like dirty as hell.
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i got him groceries and paid his gas
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): i bought a few cleaning utilities to freshen up the place
[17:15] CrumbDrum: that was really sweet
[17:15] ? ? ? ? ? (MarsyMonroe): lol
