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Sunday, July 17, 2016
Tempest Lefafre Lost And Confused
At 2:37 PM yesterday, Tempest Lefavre left her home in search of a nearby squirtle. Just before she found that sneaky bastard, PoodleCorp took out the Pokemon servers again making Lefavre realize she was stuck outside with no idea how to get home or find her prized pocket monster.
When in distress, Lefavre sometimes reverts to her native language which sounds like "russian or jewish or something" to most native Australians making it difficult for them to help her.