Sometimes I'll say something that starts out as a joke but for some fucked-up reason grows into a meme.
One of these is this idea that I'm passing out gifts like Santa.
Ya'll need to know that Boxxy has a job and can pretty much buy whatever she wants on her own. She also has a backlog of suitors willing to buy her whatever she wants. She doesn't need me to get her anything.
It started out as a joke to make Harrison look like an idiot (which it did) and grew into people doing voice impressions of her asking me to buy her things.
Boxxy has never asked me for anything. I've never given her anything. It's a fucking joke you short-limbed cretins.
The same goes with Ellie. It's a fucking joke, she's never actually asked me for anything.
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