Monday, February 1, 2016

Britbongreturns Lies About Creating Ralph Pootawn

Britbongreturns tries to claim that he began his secondlife career when he created the Ralph Pootawn character which became a popular 4Chan Meme

Who Or What Is Ralph Pootawn?
Ralph Pootawn was a troll-like character who gained a small amount of internet fame for spying on people in Secondlife while they had sex.  The catch phrase "Ralph Pls Go" reached it's peak in December 2009.

Britbongreturns claims to have created Ralph Pootawn when he was a member of the Secondlife Griefer organizsaton known as W-Hat?, yet after speaking to literally dozens of other members of W-Hat, not one of them remembers him ever being in the organization, either as Snowe Sondergaard or Ralph Pootawn.

Ralph Pootawn Account On Secondlife
Britbongreturns claims that he can't log into the Ralph Pootawn account to prove that he created it because Ralph Pootawn was banned for griefing, yet Ralph Pootawn still shows up in search which banned accounts do not.

Britbongreturns original Secondlife account was Snowe Sondergaard, created June 10, 2005 and Banned In 2015 for revealing real life information on his ex (and only) girlfriend.

The Ralph Pootawn account was created December 17, 2009 (for years after the Snowe Sondergaard account and it still active (but unused)

If he was hardware and IP banned (as he claims) on the Ralph Pootawn  account, then why was he still able to use the Snow Sondergaard account until 2015.  Snowe Sondergaard was hardware banned in 2015 for passing out the work phone number of his ex-girlfriend (Upraksi) to trolls in violet when she wouldn't return his calls.  If he really was Ralph Pootawn, it would have been banned for sharing the same IP and hardware profile as Snow Sondergaard, but wasn't.

The editors of the popular Know Your Meme website have flat-out refused to give Britbongreturns credit for Ralph Pootawn, despite his (repeated) attemps to shoe-horn himself into the article.

Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Encyclopedia Dramatica article on both Ralph Pootawn and Manlytearsuk also refuse to give him credit and call him a habitual liar

Original Ralph Pootawn Image
The Real Ralph Pootawn
Multiple resources claim that the actual Ralph Pootawn creator was a member of the LUElinks discussion boards named Potty Time in late 2009 where the images first began (before 4-Chan).  None of the confirmed members of LUElinks I've talked to remember Britbongreturns being active on the board and generally consider ManlytearsUK to be a huge lying faggot.  Britbongreturns was probably not a member of LUElinks because it was primarily popular among college students and he never attended college after being expelled from high-school.

Ralph Bluetawn
Ralph Bluetawn was a character created by the popular Vinesauce youtube channel based on the original Ralph Pootawn Meme.  Vinesauce has never claimed to be the original Ralph Pootawn

Most people also consider Britbongreturns claim to have creted "forever alone" also a HUGE FUCKING LIE
Facts About BritbongReturns


  1. I'm an ETI user and i definitely remember the thread where potty time created ralph, and catalogued his inventory, abilities, and misadventures

    Pottytime is a legendary member of the LL community, and if shitbong ever did have an account he was a fucking nobody who just lurked and stole content

  2. Ralph Pootawn here, and I must say, top KeK. Vote for me 2016 #Can't Mouth off Ralph #KillWeeaboosandAnime #FuckFandom


  4. The Beautiful Thing about Ralph is the more people know about Ralph Pootawn, the inversely more difficult it is theoretically to have a Ralph Pootawn Image Thread. This is because Ralph is, after all, The ULTIMATE Lurker. Therefore, to truly HAVE a Ralph Pootawn Thread, nearly all participants, save a handful of Newfags,who don't know any better, must refuse to constructively add to the thread, engage the sage, or just comment "No.", because that is the Essence of Ralph. Therefore, Ralph, beyond any so called "Internet Meme", has a sort of built-in safeguard against overuse. I suppose Ralph could be used as a sort of Pron Thread derailer, of course, and has in the past, but that's different from having a multiplicity of Ralph Threads on the various Chans...


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