The Zoo was recently featured in the SL destination guide and we've been mobbed.
With the crowds came lots of lag, so I've been running around trying to snip bits of scripts here and there to lessen the server load and I noticed this guy who'd been sitting in the Zoo literally all day.
I figured he'd gone afk so I sent him home to help lower the lag. A moment later I got an IM
Starborn Destiny: is there a no loitering rule here or are you just a dickhead
Boyd Doghouse: oh sorry
Boyd Doghouse: you'd been there for hours and it was getting pretty laggy
Boyd Doghouse: so I figured you had just walked away from your computer
Starborn Destiny: this should make for an interesting blog
Starborn Destiny: and i was going to bring all kinds of rich girls here who love donating to places like this
Starborn Destiny: to bad your an asshole though
Boyd Doghouse: lol sorry I was just trying to cut down the lag for the people who were coming in
Starborn Destiny: was just sitting there having a conversation with the sophia but wouldn't expect a low life like you to understand what that means
Boyd Doghouse: sorry no clue who sophia is
Starborn Destiny: wouldn't have thought you would
Starborn Destiny: The Sophia
Starborn Destiny: google it
Boyd Doghouse: all I get is sophia yates
Starborn Destiny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sophia_of_Jesus_Christ
Boyd Doghouse: you were talking to a book?
Starborn Destiny: she's christ wife dude
Boyd Doghouse: and you were talking to her?
Starborn Destiny: of course i was
Starborn Destiny: i am christ dumbass
Boyd Doghouse: oh
Boyd Doghouse: I would have thought jesus would dress better
Starborn Destiny: what he should dress like the phantom of the opera
Starborn Destiny: if i was you i'd hide in a cave to
Boyd Doghouse: to hide from jesus?
Starborn Destiny: yeah you prbly should
Starborn Destiny: he doesn't like you very much
Boyd Doghouse: okie dokie
Boyd Doghouse: have you taken your meds today?
Starborn Destiny: yep
Starborn Destiny: been smoking pot all day long
Starborn Destiny: anything else clever to say or you done
Boyd Doghouse: smoking pot and talking to the wife of jesus?
Starborn Destiny: i'm copying this for the blog about dickhead zoo monkeyfuckers
Boyd Doghouse: coolio
Boyd Doghouse: lol you might appear in mine too
Starborn Destiny: don't be redundant dumbass
Boyd Doghouse: umm ok
Boyd Doghouse: I think my readers might get a chuckle out of this conversation
Starborn Destiny: they will
Boyd Doghouse: lol I think they will too
Starborn Destiny: send me a copy if theres any replies to it please
Boyd Doghouse: okie dokie
Starborn Destiny: thanx dick
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